Chumpoo 

A CHUMPOO is a adorable and lovable individual. A chumpoo is someone that forgets to eat at times and constant reminders are to be given. It is someone who care a lot for their loved ones and is willing to go the extra mile for that someone. A chumpoo is someone that can brighten anyone’s day with their hugs and kisses.

A chumpoo is also really beautiful and anyone would be lucky to have one. A chumpoo is also know to be the best girlfriend ever.

Guy 1: your girlfriend is a chumpoo?
Guy 2: yeah I’m a lucky guy

Chumpoo by Cultsliders April 18, 2020

Chumpion

Someone who is considered to be the champion of chumps; this person is typically a fool who may or may not have bricks for paws and constantly offers various forms of verbal slander without providing sufficient evidence with which to corroborate their claims.

Gavin's claim that his Fantasy Football record is NOT erroneous, despite overwhelming statistical analyses, further serves to validate Tim's claim that Gavin is, in fact, a Chumpion.

Chumpion by Gavin Ryan January 5, 2008

chumpdog

Someone who is a total dweeb

That dude is a chumpdog

chumpdog by Matt Dog 69 May 27, 2018

Cumpooper 

The schizoid freakish nightmare demon only found in the far edges of the dream world. A tall slender creature with a bright white anus and long brittle claws coated in the essence of an eldritch being. Their eyes glow a feint yellow colour and reek of cat urine. You do not want to encounter this guy

Man 1: ARE YOU THE CUMPOOPER?!
Cumpooper: Gurgle

Cumpooper by willoom December 31, 2022

Chumposaurus 

(chump-o-sore-ass)

n. A chump (see chump) who finds it difficult to hide the fact that he’s gay.

“Hey man, do you know Hardip?”

“Unfortunately, yes, I do. Dude, that guy is such a Chumposaurus.”

Chumposaurus by jomama angiedad January 3, 2009

chumpmonkey 

A complete and utter idiot. Also used to describe anything that is really stupid.

"That guy is a total chumpmonkey."
"That referee made a real chumpmonkey call."

chumpmonkey by Luis O. November 30, 2006

Cumpooter 

1. Poor spelling of the word computer
2 When after anal sex a man ejaculates into his partners asshole and his partner lets out a giant fart that sprays the semen everywhere

1. Person 1: d00d i wish mah cumpooter was faster

Person 2: it computer dipshit
2. Man i love it when Steve and I make a cumpooter but the clean up is just terrible.

Cumpooter by PolPots September 16, 2011