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That dude is a chumpdog
chumpdog by Matt Dog 69 May 27, 2018
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chimpdog 

The most offensive of terms which should only be used in the most extreme situations or if you like getting people really realy pissed off.

derived from the words 'chimp' and 'dog' a 'chimpdog' is the worst of hybrids, a creature so vile it belongs no place on earth.


'hey dude. you suck balls'

'yeah well you're a chimpdog'

'what the fuck did you just say?'

'nothing'

'seriously go fuck yourself cos thats low man. that's nicky neagle ratpiss.'
chimpdog by Professor Bometech March 17, 2009
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Chumpdom 

to be a chump; the act of being a sucker.
Calvin's chumpdom totally showed when he bought that Louis Vuitton man purse. Then he got complimented on it on the bus! Finally, his chumpdom proves to be useful...
Chumpdom by Shadrock & Lil' Limerick February 22, 2008

chumpography 

The study of the distribution of chumps and their tribal borders. Also the study of the location of chumpaporiums.
Non douchebag person: "Hey, did you know that Jersey has the highest concentration of chumps per capita than anywhere else in the world?"
Douchebag Person: "Yous one of them liberals ain't yous? Fo get about it!!"
Non Douchebag Person: "No, actually I learned it in my Chumpography 101 class."
chumpography by Ando Commando February 23, 2009
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murderhobo 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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