chumpdog

Someone who is a total dweeb

That dude is a chumpdog

chumpdog by Matt Dog 69 May 27, 2018

chimpdog 

The most offensive of terms which should only be used in the most extreme situations or if you like getting people really realy pissed off.

derived from the words 'chimp' and 'dog' a 'chimpdog' is the worst of hybrids, a creature so vile it belongs no place on earth.

'hey dude. you suck balls'

'yeah well you're a chimpdog'

'what the fuck did you just say?'

'nothing'

'seriously go fuck yourself cos thats low man. that's nicky neagle ratpiss.'

chimpdog by Professor Bometech March 17, 2009

Chumpdom 

to be a chump; the act of being a sucker.

Calvin's chumpdom totally showed when he bought that Louis Vuitton man purse. Then he got complimented on it on the bus! Finally, his chumpdom proves to be useful...

Chumpdom by Shadrock & Lil' Limerick February 22, 2008

chumpography 

The study of the distribution of chumps and their tribal borders. Also the study of the location of chumpaporiums.

Non douchebag person: "Hey, did you know that Jersey has the highest concentration of chumps per capita than anywhere else in the world?"
Douchebag Person: "Yous one of them liberals ain't yous? Fo get about it!!"
Non Douchebag Person: "No, actually I learned it in my Chumpography 101 class."

chumpography by Ando Commando February 23, 2009

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020