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chum guzzler 

Noun, one that jovially gargles jizz before swallowing it. Such people are usually slutty females that enjoy giving bops and have dad issues.
Dude, Kellie is totally a chum guzzler, she sucked me off and swallowed every day this week.
chum guzzler by JackBennington September 8, 2010
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Chum Guzzler 

A person that eats the warts from a fishy tramps piss flaps.
"Andy pets Chum Guzzled me last night"
"Miss Blake please can I Chum Guzzle you, my shroomschlong is well hard"
"Im a Chum Guzzler"
Chum Guzzler by Quids n Lids July 30, 2008

crumguzzler 

A person who turns up a bag of chips, pretzels or any crummy food product to finish off the remnants
Hey check out that fat crumguzzler chugging that Dorito dust!
crumguzzler by Max L. May 16, 2007

cumguzzler

one who sucks the cock and guzzles the cum.
my mommy told me one night that she was at a bukkake festival and she was the cumguzzler of the year.
cumguzzler by hopanger October 17, 2002

Cumguzzleriffic 

A term used to sarcastically describe a bad situation as being good. Ironically, the word is intended to be negative in and of itself.
"My car's wrecked?...great. Just great. In fact, it's fucking cumguzzleriffic."
Cumguzzleriffic by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004

cumguzzler

A person who enjoys the taste of cum and guzzles it from a man like they can't get enough no matter how fast they swallow it.
Those students at C.C. are such cumguzzlers in the cafeteria.
cumguzzler by pedro May 13, 2005

cumguzzler

a man or woman who likes to drink the sexual excretions of a penis.
That Jason Franks is such a "cumguzzler".
cumguzzler by Ruby October 5, 2002
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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