Chufmonkey

1. An abnormally wide penis comparable to a kaiser roll.

2. An abnormally wide piece of stool.

Examples:

1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.

2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.

Chufmonkey by BillCheese1 February 5, 2010

chumpmonkey 

A complete and utter idiot. Also used to describe anything that is really stupid.

"That guy is a total chumpmonkey."
"That referee made a real chumpmonkey call."

chumpmonkey by Luis O. November 30, 2006

Chamonkey Wucker 

A woman with hairy nether regions.

She sure was good in the sac but is she sure had a hairy Chamonkey Wucker.

Chamonkey Wucker by Coletrain Da McAndrews March 10, 2021

chunkmonkey 

A male mammal with no genitals due to them being pulled off during gay intercourse and lost within the colon of the mate.

My friend Marco is a chunkmonkey.

chunkmonkey by fudge April 28, 2004

chunkmonkey 

Ian Gloweczewski; a fag; a dumbass; a cracker; someone in the KKK; fat ass queer; basicly perfers Ian.

Ian you chunkminkey stop setting crosses on fire.

chunkmonkey by Ian February 14, 2005

chunkmonkey 

See hater or die you mutha fuckin bitch ass fag.

Please see the second definition.

chunkmonkey by Eddie February 24, 2005

chuzzmonkey 

Nocternal creature, spends many hours lurking on internet chatrooms to pass the time. Often Armed with a spaff cannon. Threat level - Sticky and slightly salty

Most of the people in #multiplay on Quakenet server :0

chuzzmonkey by Dux0r April 20, 2005