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chunkmonkey 

A male mammal with no genitals due to them being pulled off during gay intercourse and lost within the colon of the mate.
My friend Marco is a chunkmonkey.
chunkmonkey by fudge April 28, 2004
Words you can keep

chunkmonkey 

Ian Gloweczewski; a fag; a dumbass; a cracker; someone in the KKK; fat ass queer; basicly perfers Ian.
Ian you chunkminkey stop setting crosses on fire.
chunkmonkey by Ian February 14, 2005

chunkmonkey 

See hater or die you mutha fuckin bitch ass fag.
Please see the second definition.
chunkmonkey by Eddie February 24, 2005

CrunkMonk3y

1. Used to describe someone who is crazy(girls) and funny all at the same time. He is not affraid to make a fool of himself.

2. At a party the a partyer is partying it up and becomes a CrunkMonk3y by being too drunk or crunk ( crazy drunk), and who is acting like a monkey (all over the place).

3. Life of the party.

4. Me
I am a "CrunkMonk3y".

That guys is acting like a "CrunkMonk3y".

That guy is eating a Banana, he must be a "CrunkMonk3y"
CrunkMonk3y by CMRE. Dub December 26, 2011

cuntmonkey 

Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.
Omigod, <insert suitably stupid name here> just called me a slut! He is such a cuntmonkey.
cuntmonkey by Elle-Belle February 8, 2007

chumpmonkey 

A complete and utter idiot. Also used to describe anything that is really stupid.
"That guy is a total chumpmonkey."
"That referee made a real chumpmonkey call."
chumpmonkey by Luis O. November 30, 2006

cuntmonkey 

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face
'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'
cuntmonkey by Jamie December 2, 2003
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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