chunkmonkey 

A male mammal with no genitals due to them being pulled off during gay intercourse and lost within the colon of the mate.

My friend Marco is a chunkmonkey.

chunkmonkey by fudge April 28, 2004

chunkmonkey 

Ian Gloweczewski; a fag; a dumbass; a cracker; someone in the KKK; fat ass queer; basicly perfers Ian.

Ian you chunkminkey stop setting crosses on fire.

chunkmonkey by Ian February 14, 2005

chunkmonkey 

See hater or die you mutha fuckin bitch ass fag.

Please see the second definition.

chunkmonkey by Eddie February 24, 2005

CrunkMonk3y

1. Used to describe someone who is crazy(girls) and funny all at the same time. He is not affraid to make a fool of himself.

2. At a party the a partyer is partying it up and becomes a CrunkMonk3y by being too drunk or crunk ( crazy drunk), and who is acting like a monkey (all over the place).

3. Life of the party.

4. Me

I am a "CrunkMonk3y".

That guys is acting like a "CrunkMonk3y".

That guy is eating a Banana, he must be a "CrunkMonk3y"

CrunkMonk3y by CMRE. Dub December 26, 2011

cuntmonkey 

Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.

Omigod, <insert suitably stupid name here> just called me a slut! He is such a cuntmonkey.

cuntmonkey by Elle-Belle February 8, 2007

chumpmonkey 

A complete and utter idiot. Also used to describe anything that is really stupid.

"That guy is a total chumpmonkey."
"That referee made a real chumpmonkey call."

chumpmonkey by Luis O. November 30, 2006

cuntmonkey 

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face

'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'

cuntmonkey by Jamie December 2, 2003