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Chrushinutz

globules of feces sticking to the hair around the anus
You can pick my chrushinutz off your ass and keep them
Chrushinutz by ChichoBicho May 2, 2021
The act of Masturbating whilst listening to sad music and weeping, usually in a dim lit room. Pronounced "Chaw-ching" or "chut-ching". When used in singular form it is "Chutch" The word originated from a bad breakup, a lot of sorrow, and a few to many beers in Waterloo Ontario.

The act is a sad and pitiful attempt to bring forth catharsis, or just to feel something again in this loveless world.
Ben gets into the car and hears his friend was listening to sad music on the radio and says "What are you, Chauching in here?"

"This song would be great to Chauch to."
"I'm going home to Chauch."
"Stop Chauching" (If someone is being emotional)
"Hey Reid, stop Chauching.

"I could use a good Chauch right now."
"Chauching again eah? Man you are one pathetic loser."
Chauching by DucatiDude#16 April 1, 2015

chuching 

"Yo bro, why isnt Jake here going vertical on some kegstands?" "I dunno. He's probably just home chuching"

Churchinitis

A psychological condition that occurs in church people who spend too much time in church. It is caracterised by a urge to blow every situation out of a proportion. Simple, conversations between a male and female are viewed by other church people as a full blown relationship or a crush. Actions occuring between any two people of the opposite gender are almost always viewed as more than what it really is.
New guy in church is commenting on a church girls pictures on facebook and is texting her and socializing with her. Because, the new guy is new to church he does not see anything wrong with what he is doing. But because church girl and the rest of the church have churchinitis they begin to believe that he must be in love with her.
Churchinitis by Mamahuhu September 25, 2011

chuchingood 

An overexcited way to express gratitude and proudness to a work or job.
Wow man, you did super chuchingood!
chuchingood by Class 9.1 2024 August 27, 2020
1. to proceed from one church to another, attending mass after mass, religious services, and/or basement show(s);
similar to clubbing, but of the religious variety;
also churching;

2. like bitchin' but of more popish appeal;
1. We should totally go churchin' tonight: mass at 5 at St. Paul's, Confession before that at St. Leonard's, and later mewithoutYou at St. Peter's Basilica.

2. Did you see Father's moves; he's churchin'!
churchin' by xMarcox March 26, 2008
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