A term for a moment of slowness, confusion, and or dumbness. It is used as a noun, and the adjective form is Chriszanic, helping describe a person that continuously experiences moments of slowness.
Miguel: I busted a chriszani when I thought that buffalo wings were made from buffaloes.
Sarah Park: LMAO, oh my god, my friend Soo Chin is so Chirszanic, she's slow like 24/7 ughh.
Sarah Park: LMAO, oh my god, my friend Soo Chin is so Chirszanic, she's slow like 24/7 ughh.
by Young.Money December 22, 2008
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• Christanic
• Chrisanique
• Chriseaning
• chrishania
• chrissanie
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• christanie
• Chriszenia
• Neo-Christanity
Is a brave girl always speaks her mind sometime dramatic but always looks out for people if you have her you are very lucky she came into your life
by Rose vascaz March 14, 2017
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ME: HAVE YOU SEEN CHRISTANI?
BESTFRIEND: THAT PRETTY GIRL WITH MADD INCHES?
ME: YES GIRL
BESTFRIEND: SHES BOMB AF BITCH!
BESTFRIEND: THAT PRETTY GIRL WITH MADD INCHES?
ME: YES GIRL
BESTFRIEND: SHES BOMB AF BITCH!
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Chris: Food that you eat and poop!
Wife:... You got me with a Chrisandom!
Chris: Food that you eat and poop!
Wife:... You got me with a Chrisandom!
by Christopher Humperdink May 17, 2011
Get the Chrisandom mug.Chrisanique is the definition of attitude.She may not seem like much but fuck with her and you’ll see.Shes very protective of the people she cares about but once she doesn’t care no more that’s it.She got a smart ass mouth but you better know she can back that talk up.
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Get the Chrisanique mug.A very beautiful, smart, and loving person. Who like the flower has many different colors, and emotions. She can be happy, calm, raging, and very sad at times. She has a very classic style. Is spiritually deep, and always tries her best. She's musically talented, and has a very strong love for her family and friends. Trustworthy and full of vurtue, she's a humble example, that many folow, without her realizing. She is all in all a delicate flower.
Girl: She's so amazing, like...what is she like?
Other girl: She's a Chrisanthemum, a beautiful flower, in the garden of life.
Girl: You know I think your right she is like a Chrisanthemum!
Other girl: She's a Chrisanthemum, a beautiful flower, in the garden of life.
Girl: You know I think your right she is like a Chrisanthemum!
by lilyloveth October 20, 2010
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