Chriseaning 

A girl who acts crazy and does outrageous things for a dude who most likely isn’t feeling her as much as she is feeling him. Basically she acts aggressive and crazy like Chrisean Rock

Ayo Mia rlly Chriseaning she beat tf out Jay’s cousin cus she thought that Jay was cheating on her with his cousin

Chriseaning by Munchin4life March 18, 2023

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Christening 

1.The act of having had sex in a new location
2. To having smoked out of a brand new piece

1. Did you hear about that couple christening the new Dallas stadium on the bathroom floor?

2. Last night we were christening my brand new piece, when some pot fell on the carpet and burnt it.

Christening by spaceywonder January 18, 2010

Dutch Christening 

The act of blowing ass in the face of someone bent over and drinking from a water fountain.

Warren thought he was drinking well water, but Mike had just given him a Dutch Christening.

Dutch Christening by $bmoney$ January 16, 2009

Cheeseaning 

The act, or the motion of commiting the act of dipping one's bread stick into the eyesockat of habujulangagananga, aka "Destiny of cheese, God".

It is rather apparant, that such an act often results in one's pestashio nut being consumed by a hot pink tiger,after the hot pink tiger consuming the pestashio nut it has been known for the hot pink tiger to vomit a baby dwarf. This often causes the tiger to suffer indigestion, and thus this causes the bread stick to take the thrown of king of mr gay universe.

I was simply Cheeseaning, when all of a sudden, a giant pumkin manifested out of the blue moon and started doing the funky chicken!!!! (in the location of my armpit.

In a brief conversation with my mother in law, she suddenly plucked a bread stick and was cheeseaning!!

My mate John, requently endulges in cheeseaning!!!

Cheeseaning by Iliketofightsnailsontuesday May 29, 2009

chrisening 

To place an image of Chris Pratt upon another being

I bought a sheet of Chris Pratt stickers for the purpose of chrisening my friends tomorrow.

chrisening by Kittycornflamingo March 29, 2021

christianing him down 

Cheating someone or driving their price down on something. Being immensely cheap. Behaving in an unethical way. Stealing money from old people by lying about an imaginary god and asking them to send in money.

Hey, there goes BillyBob, christianing him down on the price of that stolen car.

Listen Bud, don't even try to christian me down on this. The price of that Torah is firm.

christianing him down by Christ Is A Myth October 12, 2009