christani

The prettiest and smartest girl you'll ever know. Shes boujee and conceited. Shes just that bitch PERIOD.

ME: HAVE YOU SEEN CHRISTANI?
BESTFRIEND: THAT PRETTY GIRL WITH MADD INCHES?
ME: YES GIRL
BESTFRIEND: SHES BOMB AF BITCH!

christani by DICKKKSONBITCHES June 21, 2020

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Tom Christianitis 

When your penis and genitals are so gigantic that one is physically incapable of prefroming the act of sexual intercourse without killing the partner or horrendously maiming them. The disease is associated with causing debilitating back problems, lightheadedness, causing fainting on sight, disillusioned feelings of supremacy, shit-stabbing, and causing fear of intercourse or loss of labido in others.

I had sex with this guy with Tom Christianitis, his dick punctured my lung.

Tom Christianitis by The REAL Mr. Bigglesworth July 5, 2011

Christianigger 

Literally the gayest nigga ever to ever be located, but gives snacks

Christianigger: *slaps ass*
Anyone: "you fucking gay nigga"
Christianigger: *gives snack*
Anyone: "oh nvm you ain't that gay"

Christianigger by GayNiggasLikeMen December 5, 2019

War on Christianity

This is a phrase used by the majority religious group in the United States (Christians) to describe occasional and feeble acts of resistance by the minority religious groups in response to Christians' persistent proselytizing, criticizing.

When a Kwanzaa display was put up next to a Christmas display on the lawn of the courthouse building, the Christians in the area cited this as more evidence of the war on Christianity.

War on Christianity by opinion emitter October 25, 2010

christaline 

Christaline is strong and Intelligent, she is trustworthy and can keep many secrets. She's kindhearted and would do anything for her friends and family.

Everyone loves christaline...

christaline by Aesthetic em June 19, 2017

Christiania 

"Free Town" located within Copenhagen, Denmark. Inhabited by free spirits, hippies, alternative thinkers, and enlightened thinkers. Famous for its motto "Say no to hard drugs", here you'll find an actual Marijuana and Hash market. The beergarden even sells hemp beer. Sort of a less publicized Amsterdam.

Yo, I gotta run down to Christiania and pick up a gram of chiba. good thing it only costs $5, cuz i'm almost broke

Christiania by FarNaway September 5, 2003