Chriszenia 

The most perfect funny amazing beautiful sexy gorgeous girl in the world. Anyone who knows her are so lucky. She's amazing.

You know that Chriszenia? She's perfect

Chriszenia by Anonymoussssssssssssssessss October 8, 2013

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Christinia 

The coolest, cutest, nicest girl ever, with the best personality, very quick witted and very smart. Everyone should be lucky enough to meet her just once.

I am so lucky I know Christinia.

Christinia by Dunceboy May 30, 2011

Christening 

1.The act of having had sex in a new location
2. To having smoked out of a brand new piece

1. Did you hear about that couple christening the new Dallas stadium on the bathroom floor?

2. Last night we were christening my brand new piece, when some pot fell on the carpet and burnt it.

Christening by spaceywonder January 18, 2010

christenable 

Christenable : Belief that something is nice

That girl is Christenable
I could really christen that icecream over there

christenable by Chandradi June 14, 2018

Dutch Christening 

The act of blowing ass in the face of someone bent over and drinking from a water fountain.

Warren thought he was drinking well water, but Mike had just given him a Dutch Christening.

Dutch Christening by $bmoney$ January 16, 2009

christena 

A very beautiful and loving girl
if you have a Christena in your life,
try as hard as possible to keep her,
she is strong, indepented, and is very athletic

guy #1; "Dang, look at that girl"
guy #1; " You know who she is?!?!?"
guy #2; "Oh man, thats the new girl christena!"
guy #1; "Damn shes beautiful"

christena by penguino123 December 11, 2016