A christian threesome is a sexual act involving boy-girl-girl. Thats what makes it wholesome, not no two guys and one girl, that's just gay sex with a witness.

Let's have a christian threesome, just me (guy), you (girl), and Sarah (girl), it'll be wholesome.

Christian Threesome by LittyAgain October 2, 2020

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Christian Threesome

A relationship that involves a man, a woman, and God.

Example of Timmy professing his love in a Christian Threesomes: "God I love you so much"

Christian Threesome by maschinetheist November 7, 2011

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christian teresa suastegui

He is the most nicest boy anyone will ever meet.He has a lot a friends and a girlfriend too. He can be short and cute .
Everyone thinks he’s cute Etc. His girlfriend should be very happy to have him. He is Mexican. He’s also sexy.

Girlfriend:That’s my Christian

Wanna be: ughh not for long
Girlfriend:you wish, not even bitch
Wanna be: UGHHH he’s such a Christian teresa suastegui

christian teresa suastegui by Mimic May 9, 2018

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