Having your cake and eating it too, then watching your cake eat another cake.
by Private_Topaz August 29, 2009
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When two guys and a girl (typically), or two girls and a guy have sex all three of them together.
Marc and his girlfriend Nina were playing chess at Marc's place. Nina was staring at his deep blue eyes and was getting kinda horny. She leaned over and started kissing him passionately. Marc groped her boobs and started taking off her shirt after a few minutes of that. She ripped his shirt off and undid his pants. She kissed his neck, stomach, and then got down to his dick and gave him a glorious blowjob. He returned the favor by fingering her and then eating her out. All they wanted left was his cock in her cunt. He banged her until they both orgasmed, at which point his always horny roommate heard them and came over. He got into her asshole and banged her from that side. Nina was overwhealmed and had the greatest orgasm she'd ever experienced. After about half an hour of that they switched so Jonas got her pussy. They got bored of that and ate her out again. After a while Nina felt the need to repay them, so she blowed Jonas while giving Marc a hand job. Then she turned all her attention to Marc have him a blow job while Jonas ate her our her good. Marc needed something to do so he decided to fuck Jonas anally. Then they switched so Jonas fucked Nina, Nina blew Marc and Marc groped Nina. They continued switching positions of this threesome until the sun rose.
by cuddlebear May 28, 2014
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When a group of three people join together for sexual pleasure.
My best friend asked me to join she and her husband for a threesome.
by Belinda November 5, 2004
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A group of three (mmm, fff,ffm,mmf)
Having sex altogether better preformed with one man two women
Mia and brent had been dating for a few months and wanted to spice it up a bit. One night after giving up on ideas on how to spice it up the doorbell rang. Both went to the door and saw before them a tall brunette. Mia was blonde with medium sized boobs but the women at the door had huge tits. She was holding pamphlets with a dentist office on it. " hello my name is blair and im a hygenist at the denist on 4th street" after standing their awkwardly mia invited her in. Mia and brent looked at eachother and knew what to do. A THREESOME! Blair looked at them and knew what they were going to say before they could say anything she un tied her coat to reveal a sexy red dress so tighter her brests were fully exposed. He escorted the ladies to the spare room where their was a large bed. He pinned both girls down and didnt know who to start with so he removed both girls thongs with his teeth. Before he could even stand up mia and blair were making out and fisting eachother. Brent felt left out so he pushed them off eachother and placed his now hard rod into blairs ass while the girls made out. They switched positions and mia was blowing him he had his fist in blair and was nibbling and sucking her huge jugs. After many hours of this they made a 69 train where everyone was equals and got pleasure

What a threesome
by No_lg_here December 8, 2014
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Ben and Harry had a threesome when they shagged Lewis the teddy bear , Lewis enjoyed some double penetration and then enjoyed a facial from their cum.
by yep9 November 26, 2016
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A wholesome mix of homosexuality and heterosexuality. Or you can just say, from the movie Get Him to the Greek, "It's just like having sex with your girlfriend while someone else also has sex with your girlfriend."
Let's have a threesome!

But I'm straight...

So am I.
by knexer November 14, 2010
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when 3 people hav sex simultaneously
me, my boyfriend, & this other girl from my skool had an intense threesome.
by Luscious DDz July 21, 2008
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