Threesomes

Having your cake and eating it too, then watching your cake eat another cake.

Damn, i love threesomes

by Private_Topaz August 29, 2009

Threesomes

Three people fucking at the same time

person one: we should have a threesome
Person two: yeah but with who
Person three: I wanna join
Person one: hell yeah I love threesomes, I like fucking two people at the same time ;)

by Bubble shit March 7, 2021

Threesomes

threesomes are where three people (like a third wheel) join together in a bed and sex with eachother

man i love threesomes, threesomes feel so fucking good

by umm AMONG USS June 11, 2022

Squidward Threesome

A Squidward Threesome is a BDSM threesome involving two disobediant subs, or brats, and a dom. It involves the brats disobeying the dom’s orders, expecting to be punished, while the dom punishes them for mutual sexual pleasure.

I just had the greatest Squidward Threesome, man. I dominated the fuck out of those two girls.

by GingervitisDV October 1, 2017

Dallas threesome

When you have sex in barn, and a grazing cow stands there and watches you.

Liam and I experimented last night, we went out to the barn and had a Dallas threesome.

by Tim Buckanowski March 21, 2021

Third Trimester Threesome

Having sex with a woman in her third trimester, and thinking the baby touched your dick with its hand and or mouth.

I was railing my pregnant wife when I had to pull out cause I thought I was apart of a Third Trimester Threesome.

by mike mahony January 12, 2009

PEI Threesome

when you have sex with a pregnant girl. cause technically its a threesome right. cause its a girl, a baby, and you. babies are humans too!

i totally had a PEI threesome last night!! that girl was 6 months pregnant!

by BubbaRodgers August 3, 2009