christianing

A term that describes the act of not wearing underpants, and wearing pants that have a rip, or pants that rip, in an area that exposes parts of your body that should remain covered from view.

I was sitting at my desk working when I felt a breeze between my legs. After looking down, I realized I was totally christianing.

by Texas Spoon March 3, 2011

Christianing

The act of avoiding working at all cost.

My Boss said I was Christianing, instead of being productive.

by Christianing suxs June 22, 2016

christianing him down

Cheating someone or driving their price down on something. Being immensely cheap. Behaving in an unethical way. Stealing money from old people by lying about an imaginary god and asking them to send in money.

Hey, there goes BillyBob, christianing him down on the price of that stolen car.

Listen Bud, don't even try to christian me down on this. The price of that Torah is firm.

by Christ Is A Myth October 12, 2009

christianing them down

The cheapest people in the world are christians. They bargain on everything. They hold on to their pennies and squeeze 'em so hard that Lincoln begs for mercy.

They go to every sale and try to get the cheapest goods at the cheapest prices. They cheat and steal whenever they can.

Then their televangelists steal money from old ladies by lies and hypnotic methods.

Hey, Hymie, look at that Christian over there! He's trying to get a better price by christianing them down.

Yeah, Schloimie, they are the cheapest bastards!

by Schloimie Fenster November 18, 2009

Crank Christening

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Tom Christianitis

When your penis and genitals are so gigantic that one is physically incapable of prefroming the act of sexual intercourse without killing the partner or horrendously maiming them. The disease is associated with causing debilitating back problems, lightheadedness, causing fainting on sight, disillusioned feelings of supremacy, shit-stabbing, and causing fear of intercourse or loss of labido in others.

I had sex with this guy with Tom Christianitis, his dick punctured my lung.

by The REAL Mr. Bigglesworth July 5, 2011

Christianigger

Literally the gayest nigga ever to ever be located, but gives snacks

Christianigger: *slaps ass*
Anyone: "you fucking gay nigga"
Christianigger: *gives snack*
Anyone: "oh nvm you ain't that gay"

by GayNiggasLikeMen December 5, 2019