The cheapest people in the world are christians. They bargain on everything. They hold on to their pennies and squeeze 'em so hard that Lincoln begs for mercy.
They go to every sale and try to get the cheapest goods at the cheapest prices. They cheat and steal whenever they can.
Then their televangelists steal money from old ladies by lies and hypnotic methods.
They go to every sale and try to get the cheapest goods at the cheapest prices. They cheat and steal whenever they can.
Then their televangelists steal money from old ladies by lies and hypnotic methods.
Hey, Hymie, look at that Christian over there! He's trying to get a better price by christianing them down.
Yeah, Schloimie, they are the cheapest bastards!
Yeah, Schloimie, they are the cheapest bastards!
by Schloimie Fenster November 18, 2009