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Christeena 

Christeena is the coolest, nicest and prettiest person ever. She is very cute in both personalities and appearance. Christeena is very kind, generous and loyal- she'll never stab you in the back. Christeena is smart and she gives very good advice. She has the best smile and can make anyone smile. She has a great sense of humor and tries her best to make you comfortable. Christeena is the best girlfriend, everybody will fall for her. She is a great kisser and has the perfect body: sexy legs, gorgeous hair, skinny and elegant in every way. Christeena try's her hardest in everything, she never wants a person to be or feel left out. She always tries her best to make everyone happy. She's hard to get- but once she falls for him, she'll do everything in her power to keep him. Everybody loves her!
1. Person: Who is Christeena?
Boy: The most sexiest woman alive!

2. Person: I wish I was her boyfriend...
Person: Honestly, who doesn't ?
3. OMG, Christeena is super hot!
Christeena by Mygorgeousface November 23, 2021
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Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.
Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Christevan 

The most amazing guy you could ever know and meet. A literal transcription of God's eternal love for humanity. Not only kind, intelligent and empathetic, but also a sexy mofo with great abs. He is a badass, whose ass isn't bad at all. And he does all this without even trying. Now imagine him trying!
Example 1:
"Dayum, look at that guy! He must be a Christevan."

Example 2:
Girl to her female friend: "Stop staring at Christevan, you're drooling! Just go and shag!"

Christiana 

Christiana is the type of girl you would want to be around all day she has a wonderful singing voice and knows how to treat her man she's jaw dropping gorgeous and a sexy chocolate skin tone she has lots of ass and boobs she is smart but very shy don't let her niceness fool you she can be nice but very mean at her own times and she's not scared of any soul she will fight who ever what to fight her , Christiana's are very helpful and lazy at the same time , they can't stand the feeling of being dirty and they never give up and if they have bfs consider your self lucky because Christiana's are the best too have don't let her go you will regret it
Christiana is the best girl in the whole wide world.
Christiana by Malcum44 August 8, 2017

Christella 

the prettiest and most down-to-earth girl you will ever meet. she is trustworthy, sweet, really smart, and will always make you smile whenever you feel down..she puts everyone else above herself cuz she cares that much! really assbad (badass) and so cool and a great friend. most of her best friends think of her as "retarded" but everyone is (in their own way) :) loves to party. daring. charming. seriously good kisser, really nice, u should get to know her!
I wish I was a Christella
Christella by Lauretta February 27, 2019

Christen Pressing 

Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.
Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.
Christen Pressing by wafflebitch August 13, 2019

Christiana 

Boy 1 "hey Christiana wassup?"
Christiana "just dying inside."
Christiana by Waddles_food July 1, 2014