Christevan 

The most amazing guy you could ever know and meet. A literal transcription of God's eternal love for humanity. Not only kind, intelligent and empathetic, but also a sexy mofo with great abs. He is a badass, whose ass isn't bad at all. And he does all this without even trying. Now imagine him trying!

Example 1:
"Dayum, look at that guy! He must be a Christevan."

Example 2:
Girl to her female friend: "Stop staring at Christevan, you're drooling! Just go and shag!"

Christevan by Chad Broski Maximum April 22, 2022

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

chrisevanssexual 

only attracted to chris evans

“Hello! I just came out as Chrisevanssexual!”

chrisevanssexual by mrs.evansss January 6, 2021

Christiaan 

Christiaan - Name

Someone with the name Christiaan is obviously the most charismatic fellow you shall ever meet. He can easily swoon all the ladies with his charm, and talks to females 24/7. Though usually surrounded by hoards of females, he always makes time for his group of homies, and often acts as a wingman for them when needed. He is a sweet and caring fellow, and always tries to cheer-up his friends when they are in strife.

"My day was going pretty rough, but then Christiaan came over and gave me a great pep talk!"

"You can always tell when Christiaan walks into a room. All the chicks flock to him!"

Christiaan by KoalaShark October 1, 2013

christanie 

Is a brave girl always speaks her mind sometime dramatic but always looks out for people if you have her you are very lucky she came into your life

"hey that girl over there knows how to speak her. Mind ". I think her name is christanie

christanie by Rose vascaz March 14, 2017

christelyn 

Christelyn an amazing woman who is beautiful and smart, but is usually too hard on herself even though everyone around her thinks she's amazing. Definitely a girl you need in your life.

Damn christelyn is just so amazing

christelyn by DEADPOOL31 May 31, 2016

Christiaan 

Christiaan is the hottest person you will ever meet. All the girls automatically go to him. He usually gets boners and has the hottest girlfriend ever!

All the girls want to have sex with christiaan

Christiaan by u good bro? May 16, 2019