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Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
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Someone with the name Christiaan is obviously the most charismatic fellow you shall ever meet. He can easily swoon all the ladies with his charm, and talks to females 24/7. Though usually surrounded by hoards of females, he always makes time for his group of homies, and often acts as a wingman for them when needed. He is a sweet and caring fellow, and always tries to cheer-up his friends when they are in strife.
Someone with the name Christiaan is obviously the most charismatic fellow you shall ever meet. He can easily swoon all the ladies with his charm, and talks to females 24/7. Though usually surrounded by hoards of females, he always makes time for his group of homies, and often acts as a wingman for them when needed. He is a sweet and caring fellow, and always tries to cheer-up his friends when they are in strife.
"My day was going pretty rough, but then Christiaan came over and gave me a great pep talk!"
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"You can always tell when Christiaan walks into a room. All the chicks flock to him!"
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