2 definitions by Chad Broski Maximum
The most amazing guy you could ever know and meet. A literal transcription of God's eternal love for humanity. Not only kind, intelligent and empathetic, but also a sexy mofo with great abs. He is a badass, whose ass isn't bad at all. And he does all this without even trying. Now imagine him trying!
Example 1:
"Dayum, look at that guy! He must be a Christevan."
Example 2:
Girl to her female friend: "Stop staring at Christevan, you're drooling! Just go and shag!"
"Dayum, look at that guy! He must be a Christevan."
Example 2:
Girl to her female friend: "Stop staring at Christevan, you're drooling! Just go and shag!"
by Chad Broski Maximum April 22, 2022
A piece of land, populated by people with absolutely no deep psychological issues, who are not neurotic at all. Also a land, populated by the most well-educated people. Every single bulgarian knows everything about history, football, women/men, advanced geopolitics, investing in cryptocurrency, psychology, medicine, conspiracies, religion...you name it - they know it. An excellent environment for upbringing children, if you wish them not to become ignorant, oblivious, 1-dimensional and genuinely stupid alcoholics and/or heroin junkies. The pinnacle of human evolution. Only quality content in there.
"Why is that boy acting so weird? Is he from Bulgaria?"
"Oh, yeah, I once went to that shitty place. What was it called? Bulgaria?"
"Dude, last night I had sex with that godly girl! She's so stupid and profane, but she's a thunderstorm in bed!"
"Oh, you mean that chick from Bulgaria? Yeah, she's a dumb whore!"
"Oh, yeah, I once went to that shitty place. What was it called? Bulgaria?"
"Dude, last night I had sex with that godly girl! She's so stupid and profane, but she's a thunderstorm in bed!"
"Oh, you mean that chick from Bulgaria? Yeah, she's a dumb whore!"
by Chad Broski Maximum April 29, 2022