Christcunt
A really rude and disrespectful Christian who does not accept other people's beliefs and uses their own beliefs to justify bad actions
Christcunt by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018
Christcuck
A ‘Christcuck’, is a man who has been cuckolded by the Christian religion and is weak in a way that causes others to suffer.
In the same way a cuckold invites other men into his wife, destroying his family, the Christcuck invites foreigners into his nation, destroying his community. The creed of Christianity declares that “there is neither Jew nor Greek”, and the Christcuck takes that to mean that borders are against the will of God. This has resulted in strong Christcuck support for importing refugees and migrants that then go on to commit horrendous amounts of crimes, causing suffering - as the Christcuck virtue signals.
The Christcuck makes a virtue out of being as pathetic as possible. They act as if their harmlessness made them morally superior, much like cuckolds argue that their lack of jealousy makes them morally superior.
Regular cuckolds go through a massive amount of cognitive dissonance on account of that other men fuck their wives. Cuckolds lie to themselves and to other people all the time – and so do Christcucks.
They also attribute the greatness of Western culture to their slave cult, and not to inherent qualities of Westerners. Their belief is proven false in two ways. Western culture was great before Christianity, as the Greeks and Romans showed. Moreover, other peoples who have become Christian didn’t become great, as shown by the failed African Christian nations.
The meek shall inherit Clown World.
In the same way a cuckold invites other men into his wife, destroying his family, the Christcuck invites foreigners into his nation, destroying his community. The creed of Christianity declares that “there is neither Jew nor Greek”, and the Christcuck takes that to mean that borders are against the will of God. This has resulted in strong Christcuck support for importing refugees and migrants that then go on to commit horrendous amounts of crimes, causing suffering - as the Christcuck virtue signals.
The Christcuck makes a virtue out of being as pathetic as possible. They act as if their harmlessness made them morally superior, much like cuckolds argue that their lack of jealousy makes them morally superior.
Regular cuckolds go through a massive amount of cognitive dissonance on account of that other men fuck their wives. Cuckolds lie to themselves and to other people all the time – and so do Christcucks.
They also attribute the greatness of Western culture to their slave cult, and not to inherent qualities of Westerners. Their belief is proven false in two ways. Western culture was great before Christianity, as the Greeks and Romans showed. Moreover, other peoples who have become Christian didn’t become great, as shown by the failed African Christian nations.
The meek shall inherit Clown World.
A Christcuck believes "turn the other cheek" mean spreading your ass cheeks and letting yourself get fucked.
Christcuck by Herbert McGuiness McJensen May 12, 2021
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ChristPunchers
A loose definition would be one who physically bludgeons the son of the Christian god with one's fist.
A more specific, colloquial definition is a participant in the activities of Christ Punch International.
Headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, the Christ Punchers are a raggedy troupe of cycling enthusiasts, bent on bludgeoning the son of the Christian god with their fists, and spreading general mayhem. One may see them gallivanting about Salt Lake or Black Rock cities on bicycles, swinging swords while riding saddled ROUS, or consuming inordinate amounts of Pabst Blue Ribbon, while singing a merry tune or maintaining a menacing silence.
Though most active during the summer and fall, the Christ Punchers are known to convene during various celebrations year round.
A more specific, colloquial definition is a participant in the activities of Christ Punch International.
Headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, the Christ Punchers are a raggedy troupe of cycling enthusiasts, bent on bludgeoning the son of the Christian god with their fists, and spreading general mayhem. One may see them gallivanting about Salt Lake or Black Rock cities on bicycles, swinging swords while riding saddled ROUS, or consuming inordinate amounts of Pabst Blue Ribbon, while singing a merry tune or maintaining a menacing silence.
Though most active during the summer and fall, the Christ Punchers are known to convene during various celebrations year round.
"This bar got old long ago, let us punch christ over to Johnny's"
"ChristPunchers, roll out!"
"How did you get to work?" "I punched Christ"
"ChristPunchers, roll out!"
"How did you get to work?" "I punched Christ"
ChristPunchers by shporqchop October 21, 2008
True Christian™
Originally a descriptive for a member of Landover Baptist Church (God's Favorite Church) but also includes those members of the Exclusive Country Club of the Predestined and Sanctified Elect who believes and preaches the Bible IN ITS ENTIRETY; and who, by stating they "love the sinner and hate the sin" have no problem telling anyone who isn’t a non-White Anglo-Saxon conservative fundagelical -- including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homersexurals, Joos, Mooslims, Hindoos, Boodhists, Mormens, Methodists, Whiskypalians, Plentycostals, blacks, the French, ragheads, LIEberals and DEMONcrats -- that God loves them so much He's going to make sure they burn in an everlasting Hell.
Examples of True Christians™ include Betty Bowers, Jerry Falwell, Fred Phelps, John Hagee, James Dobson, Tom DeLay, Rod Parsley, Sister Taffy and Judy O’Christian. Note: descriptions or lists of these kinds of Christians should always be accompanied with the ™ sign.
Examples of True Christians™ include Betty Bowers, Jerry Falwell, Fred Phelps, John Hagee, James Dobson, Tom DeLay, Rod Parsley, Sister Taffy and Judy O’Christian. Note: descriptions or lists of these kinds of Christians should always be accompanied with the ™ sign.
James Dobson's brand of True Christian™ lurve, where he lovingly tells all homosexuals that they're going to burn in Hell, makes me feel all warm and tingly inside!
True Christian™ by carpbear August 3, 2008
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christpunch by Lolita January 11, 2005
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