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Chrispoo 

A premature poo that takes about 20 minutes to drop off. The pooer could easily wait another hour for the poo to ready itself for its departure, but the pooer would rather sit on the toilet and expend tremendous energy discharging the poo that is scared to let go.
Person 1 "Ill be right back, I have to take a poo."
Person 2 "Okay, that'll take about 5 minutes, right?"
----------20 minutes later------------
Person 2 "Ahh man that felt good"
Person 1 "Nigga please, quit wasting time taking a Chrispoo. Just wait an hour and it'll let go in 2 minutes."
Chrispoo by NiggaKnower February 13, 2009

chrissynordgaard

she is absolutely stunning. You know that this gurl will always b by your side, and she will always make you laugh. Everytime you see the smile on her face it puts a smile to yours. Shes hilarious, and has a six pack from laughing. We believe tht she doesnt have a boyfriend because she laughs too much :D

She has an amazing body especially an amazing guys, all the guys love it...except she doesnt realize it
You can always have the time of your life with chritina
ps. shes good in bed :P ;)
ooo hus tht hottie right there
its chrissynordgaard
chrissynordgaard by avrilicious15552 September 29, 2011

ChrissyP 

The kind of girl you can't ever forget. If you even dream she doesn't like you anymore you will wake up heartbroken and feeling empty. Her heart is as deep as the color cerulean, and her kiss makes you want to blast Creed songs from a mountaintop.
That girl is smart , tall and beautiful she must be a ChrissyP
ChrissyP by VernElkridge February 15, 2019

Chrissiepoo 

A good way to either flatter any girl named Chrissie, or just annoy them for fun.
Chrissiepoo is a great nickname for any sex god, even if she doesn't know when to stop...
Although, out of the bedroom, Chrissiepoo's are fun, sweet and really know how to have a good time.
Guy: Heeeey Chrissiepoo, how are you?

Chrissiepoo: SHUP!
Chrissiepoo by Malicrss April 22, 2009

Chrissappointment

To be disappointed with your Christmas and holiday.
My holiday was a total Chrissappointment!
Chrissappointment by LanGar December 26, 2008

chrissyfoo

A young, child-like person who is filled with a little wisdom and possesses a small degree of finesse. Is commonly mixed up with chrissypoo.
He's such a chrissyfoo.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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