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Chrisonism 

Chrisonism is the practice of ritualistic Christ centred warfare against the work of the Devil, Demons, Witches, Satanists and other Occultists. Chrisonist's believe that through the blood of God who they believe is Yeshua Jesus Christ the ultimate blood sacrifice, they can harness the power of Christ and the Holy Spirit to destroy the works of Satan.

Chrisonists study their advisory and their practices while studying books of the Bible focusing on their Salvation and Spiritual Warfare and their own book the Zeritas. Coming from the Latin words Zeri meaning Zero and Tas meaning You. As their beliefs contraire to Satanism and the Occult where it's all about the "you" and "your will". Chrisonic understanding is that the power you use to destroy evil works is none of your own power or, will but of Christ's and his blood, the Holy Spirit and the Father God who is the Non-Fleshed Christ/Creator of all existence.
Im studying the new formed practices of Chrisonism. I am becoming Chrisonic in my ways.
Chrisonism by Godsroundtable September 19, 2023
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Zen Carsonism 

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”

carsonism 

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.
I believe in carsonism.
carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018

Chrisonica 

Combination of Christmas and Hanukkah
(phonetic onica for Hanukkah)
Signifies combined celebration of the
two Holidays Christmas and Hanukkah
by mixed religon familes (couples)

in stories by Susan Miller
(Parkinsons writer, poet, author)
"In a secret meeting beween Harry and Santa:
(Harry Hanukkah to Santa Claus)
Why doesn't Hanukkah get top billing?
WHY does it have to be CHRISonica?
Instead it should be "HonicaMas"?

Hanukkah comes first almost every year and lasts longer!
(Santa replies to Hanukkah Harry)
Harry be reasonable the reason is simply Chrisonica is more Phonica .
By having Chrisonica we make more Monyca$ makeing it a longer Holidonica.

Hanukkah Harry seeing the immense logic
in Santa's words had to agree. The New Holiday should be called ChrisOnica for the love of Monyca$.
"Merry Chrisonica to one and a Happy
New Chrysonica to all"

(Susan Miller c 1986)
Chrisonica by Ed Austin January 1, 2006
nice,very caring,not afraid to fight,only like one person
hi i'm chrisonie
chrisonie by Chrisonie November 2, 2017

Carsonism 

Carson is god. Carsonism is the religion that celebrates Carson and his core pratices and beliefs. The secret will not be shared as to how he is so powerful, it will only be revealed to those who join. Let us all celebrate and praise Carson efore the day or reckoning. He is God. He is life. Bless Carson
"I believe in Carsonism. Carson is God." "Yes, yes he is."

Chrisism 

A verbal thought or question spewed forth without any thought given to it.
He ordered the "make your own pasta" and then handed the menu back to the waitress without picking a pasta or a sauce. What a Chrisism!
Chrisism by Joe P. Murphlash December 28, 2008