The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed,
God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill
people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak,
evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they
die, and other such thoughts.
Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to
church, wanna come?
Carlinist: No
thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna
go jack off.