Chrisai

The existence of an infinite amount Chrises, similar to the paradox of infinite Ryan's or Kyle's, but unique to the Canadian context.

The Chrisai were both here and beyond perception, imbued and woven into the fabric of time.

by Sanarakas August 25, 2025

chrising

chrising is when you tell pointless lies that are un-needed

and there only purpose is to make the "chrisser" seem interesting or cool.

person 1:"i haven't smoked weed in months"

person 2:"your totally chrising, I can tell by your pinokio nose"

by jamiecook December 7, 2012

Chrispin

A hot, sexy, smart, kind, funny, trippy baller who all the girls chase and who all the guys want as their friend. Often called Chris for short, he an sometimes be a huge asshole, but it's okay because he always makes up for it.

Person 1: Bro how can that kid get all As and still be the star of the team?
Person 2: Don't worry about it, he's a Chrispin.

Girl 1: I said hi to Chris earlier and he just curved me
Girl 2: What'd you expect? He can be an asshole, but he'll come around.

by chloegothoes April 20, 2017

Chrissie Fit

Chrissie Fit
When a seemingly normal lady is pushed beyond the point of no return

I pushed her one step too far and she threw a chrissie fit

by Chrissie Valentine June 21, 2018

CHRISBIRTHSARY

A term combining christmas, a birthday and an anniversary into one occasion requiring only one gift or celebration

happy chrisbirthsary !!
i got this watch for my chrisbirthsary
he's taking me on a cruise for my chrisbirthsary

by Musch40 September 28, 2018

Chrisfix

God of cars

HEY GUYS, CHRISFIX HERE! AND TODAY I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU REBUILD A CAR WITH COMMON HAND TOOLS!

by Sami45 January 26, 2021

Chrissie

Most loyal person ever. She's always an ear opener, Chrissie is goofy and always there for her friends. Fun, outgoing, and the life of the party. Usually likes to have long lasting friendships and is very sensitive. She's a great friend to be around.

I wish I had a friend like Chrissie.

by Chrissie December 21, 2016