chris's 

hot group of dilfs named chris's, that look amazingly hot without a tshirt and have beautiful asses

eg:
- evans
- hemsworth
- pine

omg the mcu chris's are so hot, except chris pratt

chris's by I like dilfs an milfs August 25, 2021

chris's thursday

Morning head followed by golf followed by a couple of adult beverages followed by watching the maid clean the house followed by a little afternoon talk TV like 'Ellen' or 'Springer'.

John had a hard week at work and was looking forward to enjoying a Chris's Thursday this weekend.

chris's thursday by Luanda December 2, 2016

chris's dick 

Something so big that makes every girl go crazy.

I just had Chris's dick and now I can't walk.

chris's dick by 1947465Mike January 1, 2014

chris's law

chris's law states that if one was to take off google safe search and type in a japanese's womens name he/she will find at least one nude picture

boy 1:i was on google yesterday and typed yuki in images and saw a naked chick
boy 2:was safe search off?
boy 1:yeah
boy 2: chris's law

chris's law by herochris15 March 31, 2009

chris's chin

A subtle yet rather large area a male might rest his genitalia repeatedly

Hey look....there's chris's chin! We need to set up some time to visit that general area soon!

chris's chin by beat2sleep December 5, 2017

Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks

That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.

Chris's flat tire by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020

Chris’s Mom 

The hottest and sluttiest hoe on the West Coast

I fucked Chris’s mom last night

Chris’s Mom by Erect GreenBean March 19, 2021