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hot group of dilfs named chris's, that look amazingly hot without a tshirt and have beautiful asses

eg:
- evans
- hemsworth
- pine

omg the mcu chris's are so hot, except chris pratt

chris's by I like dilfs an milfs August 25, 2021

Words you can keep

chris's thursday

Morning head followed by golf followed by a couple of adult beverages followed by watching the maid clean the house followed by a little afternoon talk TV like 'Ellen' or 'Springer'.

John had a hard week at work and was looking forward to enjoying a Chris's Thursday this weekend.

chris's thursday by Luanda December 2, 2016

Related Words

Chris Smith • chris sturniolo • Chris Syndrome • chris's dick • Chris Sails • Chris Shiflett • Chris Shit • Chris Smokie • Chris Smoove • Chris Squire

chris's dick

Something so big that makes every girl go crazy.

I just had Chris's dick and now I can't walk.

chris's dick by 1947465Mike January 1, 2014

chris's law

chris's law states that if one was to take off google safe search and type in a japanese's womens name he/she will find at least one nude picture

boy 1:i was on google yesterday and typed yuki in images and saw a naked chick
boy 2:was safe search off?
boy 1:yeah
boy 2: chris's law

chris's law by herochris15 March 31, 2009

chris's chin

A subtle yet rather large area a male might rest his genitalia repeatedly

Hey look....there's chris's chin! We need to set up some time to visit that general area soon!

chris's chin by beat2sleep December 5, 2017

Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks

That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.

Chris's flat tire by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020

Chris’s Mom

The hottest and sluttiest hoe on the West Coast

I fucked Chris’s mom last night

Chris’s Mom by Erect GreenBean March 19, 2021

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026