it's okay if you're a muslim, a christian or a jew
it's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do an all inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation happy chrismahanukwanzakah to you
A: Merry Christmas!
B: I dont celebrate Christmas.
A: Well happy Chrismahanukwanzaa. Now stop being a downer, I'm clearly just trying to spread the good spirit of the holidays, douche.
You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure