Chrisman 

Verb; Eating of foods high in fats and caloric content overall within one calendar day, foreseeably contributing to one's potential obesity or exacerbating one's current obesity.

Ex. 1: Frank ate three double cheeseburgers and topped it off with a shake, yet he had only just begun to chrisman.

Ex. 2:

Bill: "Why is Kevin abstaining from our doughnut cornucopia?"
Amy: "Well you know he's been trying to nail Sheila."
Bill: "Ah yes, anti-Chrisman."

Chrisman by A cocky little prick November 6, 2012

Chrisman 

Chrisman is a teacher that teaches about biology, Physics and Chemics. He also sings.

"You're so talented! Ur a true Chrisman"

Chrisman by binladenfan May 17, 2021

Bean a Chrisman 

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.

You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure

Bean a Chrisman by ShaneChrisman6969 June 27, 2019

William Chrisman High School 

In Independence, MO. A high school that rocks out with its' cock out.

John: "Dude which school did you go to?" James: "William Chrisman High School, of course."

William Chrisman High School by Kristenevol December 10, 2011

Ms. Chrisman 

A wrinkled old waddly penguin who carry’s around a bell and can’t hear CRAP

That girl is acting like a real Ms. Chrisman

Ms. Chrisman by Brody Jones February 4, 2021

Chrisland 

A country occupying a land similar to that of Europe in a galaxy far far away. Chrisland is rich in natural resources, population and workforce; it has a high standard of living, and a great military. Chrisland is on the Libertarian side when it comes to politics, so the Second Amendment (right to bare arms) is alive here, along with the First. Chrisland is a Federation, with the Colgorelle (where the Fed. gov. is headed), States, Counties, and Cities making up the different governments that its citizens adhere to. States collect the majority of the taxes, while the Fed collects very little. The Fed. taxes go towards the National Military

Someone from Chrisland is called a Chrislander.

Chrisland by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Chrisanthi 

Hot Greek woman with big eyes and a pretty smile. Chrisanthis are very smart and a little crazy. But thats ok because they also have really nice legs. They like to go out and have fun but they also have really bad taste in men. They may or may not attend the University of Massachusetts.

"Here comes Chrisanthi. I sure wish she would stalk me."

"Dude?! Did you see Chrisanthi."
"No."

Chrisanthi by hotjoshness February 4, 2010