chortles

Noun: Not quite pants, not quite shorts, only for men, only is beige.
Noun: The type of laughter that is silent then turns into a series of grunts.

This originated in Minneapolis, a group of kids wore the same set of shorts/pants everyday, and always made this kid laugh the same kind of way. Thus, his laugh matched the sound "Chortle" and "Chortle" acurately described the pant/shorts.

1. "Yo skinny man, you better put some sunblock on your lower calves if you plan on wearing those chortles."

2."Mutherfucker, don't chortle when I'm talking to you, this is serious."

chortles by Roberto Joolez November 7, 2004

Chortles

Another word for marijuana. Derived from the sound a person makes holding a bong or pipe hit that resembles laughter.

Just smoked my last bowlski, now I’m all out of chortles!

Chortles by CommonsenseMatters August 19, 2019

I HAVE CHORTLES

Fawful's catchphrase from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. An amusing, mocking, insulting laugh.

Bowser: Hey! What's the story with this crazy statue? It's going nuts!
Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES!

I HAVE CHORTLES by Fawful September 27, 2009

Poops and Chortles 

The classier version of Shits and Giggles

Charles: Edward, you should stab Reginald.
Edward: But for why, Charles?
Charles: Do it for the poops and chortles.
Edward: lol k
*draws rapier and stabs Reginald*
Reginald: What thy fuck, Edward??

Poops and Chortles by Mako547 September 25, 2019

chortle my balls 

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.

And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!

chortle my balls by cannonball967 May 6, 2015

Chotles 

When (over text) you are talking to a person and when they mean to say clothes, they miss-spell it and spell Chotles. Usually when one spells Chotles the other person will mistake it for a mexican food or dish, making both people seem stupid at the end.

A: Im cleaning my Choltes
B: You cleaning your food?
A: What do you mean?
B: About what you just said?
A: About my clothes?
B: You said Chotles!
A: Ohhh.....

Chotles by Addie Aiello March 30, 2011

Chortle 

The act of blowing a beverage of choice into an anus, and letting it blow back into your mouth.

I prefer my redbull (sugar free) chortled.

Can I chortle this whiteclaw into your ass?

Chortle by PonchosEnjoyer August 24, 2023