The fine art of chortling while engaging the act of cunnilingus. Emitting breathy, gleeful laughter whilst being buried face-deep between a woman's thighs, driving her to climax with the hot breath of your laughter. Furthermore, peak chortlelingus may be achieved when the recipient spontaneously erupts in uninhibited chortles of their own, from one or possibly both sets of lips. To spew forth snortly fluids of love and arousal from the depths of the nasal passages colliding in a sploosh of chortlelingus.
Hey mom, my girlfriend and I need a place to crash. We got reported by our downstairs neighbors for excessive noise complaints and potential flooding due to our late night chortlelingus sesh.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottishlanguage and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."