chortles

Noun: Not quite pants, not quite shorts, only for men, only is beige.
Noun: The type of laughter that is silent then turns into a series of grunts.

This originated in Minneapolis, a group of kids wore the same set of shorts/pants everyday, and always made this kid laugh the same kind of way. Thus, his laugh matched the sound "Chortle" and "Chortle" acurately described the pant/shorts.

1. "Yo skinny man, you better put some sunblock on your lower calves if you plan on wearing those chortles."

2."Mutherfucker, don't chortle when I'm talking to you, this is serious."

by Roberto Joolez November 7, 2004

Chortle

The act of blowing a beverage of choice into an anus, and letting it blow back into your mouth.

I prefer my redbull (sugar free) chortled.

Can I chortle this whiteclaw into your ass?

by PonchosEnjoyer August 24, 2023

Chortle

The should-have-been word given to a laugh that we say instead of do.

Real people:'laughs'
Benedict Solution Preposterous Ivy Harvard Jeeves Monocle Tophat Thee IV: I am s'rry. Is this a joketh yond i am too rich to und'rstand? Chortle Chortle

by Sodonim July 30, 2020

chortle

A comination of chuckling and snorting. Ususally designated as a description of a weird laugh.

"You are soo high!" the Albanian foreign exchange student chortled.

by Shin Akuma November 3, 2003

the chortle

The chortle is dipping one's balls into a glass of bubbly while she blows bubbles through a straw and jerks you off

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Chortle

Sucking dick in an aggressive manner, often times going down the throat.

"Damn dude, Stacy chortled my balls last night."
"Nice man, but watch out, she's a hoe."

by Rc__ November 1, 2017

Chortle

a manly chuckle

Robert has such a nice chortle

by jacksonk12 June 10, 2011