Chopsuey

Language in which you appear to be speaking a different language, but in reality you are speaking English. There are several dialects. ( the most well known dialect of chopsuey is the african dialect.)

"hey man those guys are crazy, talkin that Chopsuey!"

by Jstunna/Ceezy June 21, 2012

chop suey!

A song by the band system of a down. it was originally going to be named suicide but was change the chop suey as in "suey"cide. It was declared inappropriate to be played on the radio after the 9/11 tragedy

... i don't think you trust in my self righteous suicide... - chop suey!

by 7acob May 19, 2010

Chop Suey

A cheap Canto-Chinese American dish widely sold in US, consists of stir fried bok choy seasoned with oyster sauce and other left over meats or vegetables. Is refered to as cheap and widely available MAK-90's sold in the US before the Clinton ban.

AK-47 assault rifle, or Chinese MAK-90 variants, a slang originated in California/Bay area for chinese made Kalashnikovs. Can be Norinco and Polytech AK's.

Chinese made SKS rifle, usually modified to load AK magazines or drums.

I grab my chop suey and unload the 30 round banana.

He popped the trunk and delivered the chop suey to the customer.

by TEH YEH December 28, 2005

Chop Suey

The act of placing someone's face against your ass and ripping a filthy dirty fart.

"Are you practicing karate son?"
"Yeah dad"
"You wanna learn chop suey son?"
"What's that?"
*places head against rear and passes gas*

by Pillarsofdrear December 23, 2020

Chop Suey

The only song most people who say they listen to System of a Down have probably heard.

Jay: You listen to System of a Down
Mark: Fuck yeah, Chop Suey kicks ass!
Jay: Know any other songs by them?
Mark: ...
Jay: Dumbass

by Slither March 14, 2005

chop suey

System of a Down's first heavily rotated single, soon pissed on and beaten to death by Avril Lavigne. The Tenacious D parody-cover, however, makes up for that.

It's also Chinese food.

You'd think that Chop Suey was too good to be ruined, but then that stupid bitch KILLED IT.

OR

Mmm, this is some tasty chop suey.

by Conan O'Brien November 15, 2003

Chop Suey Chad

The Super Saiyan form of the man of small stature, Chad (negative form). Penis gets 69000 social credits when evolving but only grows one centimeter. Can easily take on Godzilla but gets curbed stomped by Aaron Kyro. By the way, he enjoys eating chop suey and noodles

Timothy Hammond: Chop Suey Chad got no diffed by Aaron Kyro!
Marcus Papanott: Chop Suey Chad kinda strong but trash.

by GlassesPwr March 24, 2022