Chopsueycide 

Me tryin not to get banned by platforms with advertisers to please

Gilbrane: Yo, You heard what happened to Faye?
Humady: Haven't heard of her since covid, what's up?
Gilbrane: Her brain was all over the bathtub. Shotgun. Assumed Self Inflicted. The poor kittens were stuck there with her and died of poisoning after eating her brain.
Humady: Fuck, Chopsueycide is always hard to take in but the kittens are too fuckin far, dude
Gilbrane: What in the fuck is Chopsueycide, Humady?

Humady: It's just suicide but I'm just so used to sayin it to avoid gettin banned and shit
Gilbrane: Getting ba-? Maaan, Touch grass you fucking neet
Humady: Ay, fuck you what kind of name is Gilbrane anyway?
Gilbrane: YOU MADE ME THIS WAY, FATHER!!!

Rasha: My dad died of chopsueycide because he thought I hated him but I accidentally was too scared to confront him because of years of unresolved trauma and feelings. *Flashback noises* When I found out he wasn't as cold he always seemed to be and found out the real him on that chopsueycide note, I brokedown and thought of killing myself aswell, then in the middle of plunging I thought "No, I must keep going on to share awareness with all the blank teenagers out that don't know how it's like to be a parent and demonize their parents wishing death upon them not knowing they could regret that decision every waking moment and cope with trying to get others that they see theirselves in walk the same tarnished path and 2 liters of rum. also AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chopsueycide by Humommy July 8, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012