Chopsueycide
Gilbrane: Yo, You heard what happened to Faye?
Humady: Haven't heard of her since covid, what's up?
Gilbrane: Her brain was all over the bathtub. Shotgun. Assumed Self Inflicted. The poor kittens were stuck there with her and died of poisoning after eating her brain.
Humady: Fuck, Chopsueycide is always hard to take in but the kittens are too fuckin far, dude
Gilbrane: What in the fuck is Chopsueycide, Humady?
Humady: It's just suicide but I'm just so used to sayin it to avoid gettin banned and shit
Gilbrane: Getting ba-? Maaan, Touch grass you fucking neet
Humady: Ay, fuck you what kind of name is Gilbrane anyway?
Gilbrane: YOU MADE ME THIS WAY, FATHER!!!
Rasha: My dad died of chopsueycide because he thought I hated him but I accidentally was too scared to confront him because of years of unresolved trauma and feelings. *Flashback noises* When I found out he wasn't as cold he always seemed to be and found out the real him on that chopsueycide note, I brokedown and thought of killing myself aswell, then in the middle of plunging I thought "No, I must keep going on to share awareness with all the blank teenagers out that don't know how it's like to be a parent and demonize their parents wishing death upon them not knowing they could regret that decision every waking moment and cope with trying to get others that they see theirselves in walk the same tarnished path and 2 liters of rum. also AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Humady: Haven't heard of her since covid, what's up?
Gilbrane: Her brain was all over the bathtub. Shotgun. Assumed Self Inflicted. The poor kittens were stuck there with her and died of poisoning after eating her brain.
Humady: Fuck, Chopsueycide is always hard to take in but the kittens are too fuckin far, dude
Gilbrane: What in the fuck is Chopsueycide, Humady?
Humady: It's just suicide but I'm just so used to sayin it to avoid gettin banned and shit
Gilbrane: Getting ba-? Maaan, Touch grass you fucking neet
Humady: Ay, fuck you what kind of name is Gilbrane anyway?
Gilbrane: YOU MADE ME THIS WAY, FATHER!!!
Rasha: My dad died of chopsueycide because he thought I hated him but I accidentally was too scared to confront him because of years of unresolved trauma and feelings. *Flashback noises* When I found out he wasn't as cold he always seemed to be and found out the real him on that chopsueycide note, I brokedown and thought of killing myself aswell, then in the middle of plunging I thought "No, I must keep going on to share awareness with all the blank teenagers out that don't know how it's like to be a parent and demonize their parents wishing death upon them not knowing they could regret that decision every waking moment and cope with trying to get others that they see theirselves in walk the same tarnished path and 2 liters of rum. also AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chopsueycide by Humommy July 8, 2023