Chooft 

Chooft is the state of mind a person has when he/she had smoked an ungodly amount of pot, the feeling in simple terms is like being couch-locked while standing

Me and john got chooft out of our minds last night

Chooft by Ya boi tz October 20, 2020

choothar 

A silly person; descriptive of the actions/characteristics of a foolish or eccentric person. A goon.

"Groico came in last night after 8 tins of Double Dutch and he was acting like a right choothar."


(from the 'Owl of Choothar', which was known to fly around and hoot during daylight hours, contrary to the typical behaviour of its species.)

choothar by Smith. January 13, 2009

chooty 

noun.

Derives from the root words Chen and booty, this term was popularized on Twitter. Refers to the two firm, perky, and pretty cheeks owned by Chen of EXO, said to be comparable to speedbumps on roads due to their perfect curvature. Chooty has an official fanclub called EXO CBX.

1. Didn’t Baekhyun of EXO CBX say chooty was as smooth as an apple? No wonder they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
2. I heard that chooty has never left Top 3 in the EXO Butt charts, that’s super impressive

chooty by Chooty Professor August 27, 2019

choofed

Having smoked some really great weed (choof), you are now really stoned. Sounds like "chuffed" which is great because smoking weed always makes people really happy.

That was some damn great weed, I'm choofed!

choofed by d#sss June 21, 2011

choof off

Australian slang for leaving or departing.

Ah well, it's about time to choof off, I reckon!

choof off by Plennygoodspelleh? February 6, 2014

choof box 

Australian neologism.

A box in which choof (marijuana) is stored prior to use. Typically made of metal with a motif of a marijuana leaf or funny picture on the lid. May be used to carry lighters, joints, cigarettes, papers, roaches etc in addition to choof.

Also known as a stash box, or stash tin.

The druggies broke into my flat, and stole my choof box!

choof box by Googles October 29, 2004

CHUBBY CHOOSTER

when a girl walks by and that ass is just so unbelievably PHAT that you just can't stop looking .

Then you scream to your homie DAMNNN LOOK AT THAT CHUBBY CHOOSTER all without getting caught !!

HOLY SHIT !! SHE GOT THAT CHUBBY CHOOSTER !!!!

CHUBBY CHOOSTER by shauniee stylez January 15, 2019