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needle cooties
While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.
needle cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 1, 2016
Carni -cooties
Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.
#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.
#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.
#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.
Carni -cooties by Mitchell man August 2, 2009
The Booty Cooties
Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?
Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.
Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.
The Booty Cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 15, 2019
Magic Cooties
A term used to describe a virus with arbitrary and sometimes politically expedient properties. For example, UV light doesn't affect it somehow, but six feet of distance devastates it....sometimes.
Person 1. Why can't I go to school, but we can go to WalMart?
Person 2. Because them Magic Cooties be magical.
Person 2. Because them Magic Cooties be magical.
Magic Cooties by Pineal September 2, 2020
surf cooties
computer virus obtained while surfing the internet
surf cooties by frufrugranny March 19, 2006
Cooties
Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as "STDs."
Age 8: "Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!"
Age 15: "Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!"
Age 15: "Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!"
Cooties by intelligent young'n August 24, 2003
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