Chooftah

Slang; Cocaine

See also: that gak, beak, bash, yam, Colombian marching powder, etc.

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Got 11/10 ami ther n nice bit ov chooftah ther aswel txts only dnt call

Chooftah by Big Flava October 15, 2019

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choofta

Someone who vapes.

"Hey mate, have you seen Dennis." "Yeah mate he's having a vape." "What a bloody choofta."

choofta by old mate@ July 22, 2021

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Chooftah • Choofahead • choofta • Chootah

Choofahead

An incompetent motorist. Someone who stops at yield signs when merge lane is clear. Someone who stops for yellow and even sometimes green traffic lights. Someone who watches you in there rear view mirror because they're worried about you being too close. Basically any poor driving observed while on the road.

man the roads are full of choofaheads today, ehh! Look forward and go you choofahead! I know you're not stopping at an f-ing green light you choofahead!?!? It's the one next to the brake......GO you Choofahead!!!

Choofahead by dancin fool 711 October 1, 2010

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Chootah

where there turds are cut.

Right in the chootah ked!

Chootah by chootapolice September 28, 2020

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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