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"Hey mate, have you seen Dennis." "Yeah mate he's having a vape." "What a bloody choofta."
choofta by old mate@ July 22, 2021
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Chooptastic

Amazing in every concievable way
Damn! that girl elise is frikking Chooptastic!


or

Wow! look at that chooptastic body!
Chooptastic by Foreverviolence October 6, 2008
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chootadaansh 

someone who is a loser and insignificant person.

derived form the Hindi words Chootad which means butt and Ansh means a very small piece. Someone whose significance is less than even a microscopic piece of butt
tu mere chootadaansh kay barabar bhi nahin hai
chootadaansh by california_desi September 10, 2018

Chooftah 

Slang; Cocaine

See also: that gak, beak, bash, yam, Colombian marching powder, etc.
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Got 11/10 ami ther n nice bit ov chooftah ther aswel txts only dnt call
Chooftah by Big Flava October 15, 2019

Choobtastic 

A way to express how funny something is...normally a hilarious moment that is past tense but can be used for present tense when talking about something u like...
I hope this pool is choobtastic

Your mom was choobtastic in the bed
Choobtastic by Greg Olding June 11, 2008
A person who feins the devils lettuce. Always says they are going to quit but get worse and worse. The smell of Choof almost brings them to tears.

Made famous by blokes such as Joshua Wirth, Ash Mack and Jorden Parfett - Oliver
Oi Choofa I thought you said you were giving up the bongs”
Choofa by BigDickesMarabus June 18, 2020

choofter 

A participant of weed consumption who shows particularly poor etiquette.

Or

The lad in a group of mates who just won't pass on that bud.
Oi Cottos been nursing that joint for hours, what a choofter.
choofter by linanesy September 7, 2016
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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