Chontos 

an extremely oppressive individual bred for torture and despair. judgemental, cruel, and unoriginal. rejects all implications of an original idea. perhaps a sociopath.

person a: "hey, i have an idea!! what if we--"
person b: no you absolute buffoon. how could you think that's a good idea??"
person a: "god, don't be such a Chontos"

Chontos by kazutokirigaya17 October 19, 2019

Pulling A Chontos 

To do something idiotic, rude, or just plain stupid.

Guy #1: Dude, I just accidentally hit that girl in the face with a water bottle.

Guy #2: I know man, you are definitely pulling a chontos

Pulling A Chontos by JacksonHebe October 19, 2011

chonto 

adj.
1 : having or marked by great physical power.
2 : having moral or intellectual power.
3 : having or in the possesion of great resources.

1 : Chonto like bull.
2 : Kasparov simply not chonto 'nuff to tackle Deep Blue.
3 : Harvard physics best step off, Stanford theory is chonto yo!

chonto by sampXtras August 22, 2011

marie contos 

Marie Contos is a Greek name which has been handed down from generation to generation to those who are loving and willing to help those in need. However, if push comes to shove they are a bad ass mother grabber that will kick anyone's ass that tries to push them around or mess with their loved ones. They are very cuddly and are best matched with people who have the name Bradley Hahn. if given the option they would cuddle with a Bradley Hahn 24/7. It is said that they together will one day explore the world while cuddling on every continent and helping those who are in need. A Marie Contos is paired usually with really great friends who have names like Maria, Laura, Meghan, Jess, and Kayla. If you are ever looking to attract a Marie Contos and your name is Bradley Hahn, you must try 3 times to get her attention while holding a pot of coffee and meowing very loudly the theme song to Friends.

Yo that Marie Contos is Divine and HOT!!!!!!!! MEOW!!!!

marie contos by BigB63 May 31, 2014

Chortos 

A tall hulking freak of nature, who is characterized for his insatiable appetite for eating babies.

eg.) Theres a chortos over there.

Chortos by C-dizzle119 January 13, 2009

Bog Chongos

Bog Chongos is a variation of Big Chungus. However, Bog Chongos is bigger and size and is also guaranteed to make you stay hydrated in it's presence. The plural term for Bog Chongos is Bog Chongi and Bog Chongi can come in many different shapes, sizes and genders.

That Bog Chongos there makes me want to hydrate

Bog Chongos by krispturtle April 30, 2020

purple chongos 

Old School of Lean, as in "In the back of the club; sipping purple chongos". A slang term for spanish/black heritage Americans that can afford the 'drug'. Also sometimes confused with Ether, and embalming fluid.

"In the back of the club; sipping purple chongos".

Hey man, let's sip a purple chongo.

I got prescribed hydrocodine; lets make some purple chongos

purple chongos by Chongos Mayne November 1, 2018