an extremely oppressive individual bred for torture and despair. judgemental, cruel, and unoriginal. rejects all implications of an original idea. perhaps a sociopath.
person a: "hey, i have an idea!! what if we--"
person b: no you absolute buffoon. how could you think that's a good idea??"
person a: "god, don't be such a Chontos"
person b: no you absolute buffoon. how could you think that's a good idea??"
person a: "god, don't be such a Chontos"
by kazutokirigaya17 October 19, 2019
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Guy #2: I know man, you are definitely pulling a chontos
Guy #2: I know man, you are definitely pulling a chontos
by JacksonHebe October 19, 2011
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adj.
1 : having or marked by great physical power.
2 : having moral or intellectual power.
3 : having or in the possesion of great resources.
1 : having or marked by great physical power.
2 : having moral or intellectual power.
3 : having or in the possesion of great resources.
1 : Chonto like bull.
2 : Kasparov simply not chonto 'nuff to tackle Deep Blue.
3 : Harvard physics best step off, Stanford theory is chonto yo!
2 : Kasparov simply not chonto 'nuff to tackle Deep Blue.
3 : Harvard physics best step off, Stanford theory is chonto yo!
by sampXtras August 22, 2011
Get the chonto mug.Marie Contos is a Greek name which has been handed down from generation to generation to those who are loving and willing to help those in need. However, if push comes to shove they are a bad ass mother grabber that will kick anyone's ass that tries to push them around or mess with their loved ones. They are very cuddly and are best matched with people who have the name Bradley Hahn. if given the option they would cuddle with a Bradley Hahn 24/7. It is said that they together will one day explore the world while cuddling on every continent and helping those who are in need. A Marie Contos is paired usually with really great friends who have names like Maria, Laura, Meghan, Jess, and Kayla. If you are ever looking to attract a Marie Contos and your name is Bradley Hahn, you must try 3 times to get her attention while holding a pot of coffee and meowing very loudly the theme song to Friends.
by BigB63 May 31, 2014
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by C-dizzle119 January 13, 2009
Get the Chortos mug.Bog Chongos is a variation of Big Chungus. However, Bog Chongos is bigger and size and is also guaranteed to make you stay hydrated in it's presence. The plural term for Bog Chongos is Bog Chongi and Bog Chongi can come in many different shapes, sizes and genders.
by krispturtle April 30, 2020
Get the Bog Chongos mug.Old School of Lean, as in "In the back of the club; sipping purple chongos". A slang term for spanish/black heritage Americans that can afford the 'drug'. Also sometimes confused with Ether, and embalming fluid.
"In the back of the club; sipping purple chongos".
Hey man, let's sip a purple chongo.
I got prescribed hydrocodine; lets make some purple chongos
Hey man, let's sip a purple chongo.
I got prescribed hydrocodine; lets make some purple chongos
by Chongos Mayne November 1, 2018
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