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another name for a marijuna cigarette
Get your body high like you're puffin' on a chonto. Girl that's only if you want though. You ready?
chonto by Joelj7891 August 14, 2010
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AN IDIOT!

A person named or call there self Chonto are idiots!

A liar, manipulative stupid arrogant person!
Look out to not call you child Chonto, a HUGE mistake.
"My name is Chonto, witch means that you shouldn't ever trust me. Even if I like you, be ready to have your heart broken, thats just how i roll."
Time of the month when the Atlanta Braves kick ass in the playoffs.
Me: "Hey John its choptober."
John: "Who asses are the Braves kicking this week."
Choptober by Cavalry05 October 9, 2012

chongo juice 

the liquid that comes out of someones arse just before the solid shit comes out of the anus. Basically a liquefied shit
oi mate giz a drink of ur warm chongo juice
that guy has just let out so much chongo juice i might go for a chongo lad

contolini 

italian slang. to majorly excel at something. hardcore-like.
"yo man, you contolini'd. i've never seen anyone throw an orange that far. nice work!"
contolini by Walling March 4, 2008
Penis; same as Johnson but pronounced with a German accent; from the film “The Big Lebowski”
Nihilist: "We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson!"
Chonson by Lozza_68 February 24, 2008
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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