Chortos 

A tall hulking freak of nature, who is characterized for his insatiable appetite for eating babies.

eg.) Theres a chortos over there.

Chortos by C-dizzle119 January 13, 2009

Pulling A Chontos 

To do something idiotic, rude, or just plain stupid.

Guy #1: Dude, I just accidentally hit that girl in the face with a water bottle.

Guy #2: I know man, you are definitely pulling a chontos

Pulling A Chontos by JacksonHebe October 19, 2011

The Chorton

When a person guzzles a bottle of wine in 60 seconds and then proceeds to ride a bicycle!

" Oh man.. Did you just see Craig ?? He totally pulled The Chorton"

The Chorton by Willie FingerMe September 21, 2015

chorton 

-noun

1). A mixture between a chode and an Orton

2). DaChota Orton
3). A deragatory term used for slander
4). Anything that is over 9000!!!!!!

Dan - "Hey it's Chorton!"
Chorton - "Hey guys.."
Birch - "Oh Chorton"

Birch - "DeChota. Orton. CHORTON!!"

chorton by j3wontherun May 20, 2010

chorts 

Abbreviation of chortle--used to express mild amusement in a succinct fashion.

"Chorts."

chorts by Sit down ,D December 28, 2011

Chontos 

an extremely oppressive individual bred for torture and despair. judgemental, cruel, and unoriginal. rejects all implications of an original idea. perhaps a sociopath.

person a: "hey, i have an idea!! what if we--"
person b: no you absolute buffoon. how could you think that's a good idea??"
person a: "god, don't be such a Chontos"

Chontos by kazutokirigaya17 October 19, 2019

Chorts 

chill shorts (sweat pant shorts)

Bro I went home and put on my chorts immediately.

Chorts by BakeJrown August 14, 2017