Chortos

A tall hulking freak of nature, who is characterized for his insatiable appetite for eating babies.

eg.) Theres a chortos over there.

by C-dizzle119 January 13, 2009

Pulling A Chontos

To do something idiotic, rude, or just plain stupid.

Guy #1: Dude, I just accidentally hit that girl in the face with a water bottle.

Guy #2: I know man, you are definitely pulling a chontos

by JacksonHebe October 19, 2011

The Chorton

When a person guzzles a bottle of wine in 60 seconds and then proceeds to ride a bicycle!

" Oh man.. Did you just see Craig ?? He totally pulled The Chorton"

by Willie FingerMe September 21, 2015

chorton

-noun

1). A mixture between a chode and an Orton

2). DaChota Orton
3). A deragatory term used for slander
4). Anything that is over 9000!!!!!!

Dan - "Hey it's Chorton!"
Chorton - "Hey guys.."
Birch - "Oh Chorton"

Birch - "DeChota. Orton. CHORTON!!"

by j3wontherun May 20, 2010

chorts

Abbreviation of chortle--used to express mild amusement in a succinct fashion.

"Chorts."

by Sit down ,D December 28, 2011

Chontos

an extremely oppressive individual bred for torture and despair. judgemental, cruel, and unoriginal. rejects all implications of an original idea. perhaps a sociopath.

person a: "hey, i have an idea!! what if we--"
person b: no you absolute buffoon. how could you think that's a good idea??"
person a: "god, don't be such a Chontos"

by kazutokirigaya17 October 19, 2019

Chorts

chill shorts (sweat pant shorts)

Bro I went home and put on my chorts immediately.

by BakeJrown August 14, 2017