Crontos

Real Beef.

1. Lay some crontos down on me you straight flyin mutha
2. 2 pounds of Crontos Brutha
3. Got Crontos?

by 1Aussie2_3_Q September 26, 2003

Pulling A Chontos

To do something idiotic, rude, or just plain stupid.

Guy #1: Dude, I just accidentally hit that girl in the face with a water bottle.

Guy #2: I know man, you are definitely pulling a chontos

by JacksonHebe October 19, 2011

Crontoochie

Crontoochie is coochie of the utmost immaculate quality. It is scrum-dilly-icious

Friend 1: Ayo I got some fine crontoochie last night.
Friend 2: fr dawg, it was bussin’?

by Weary_Pancake May 12, 2022

marie contos

Marie Contos is a Greek name which has been handed down from generation to generation to those who are loving and willing to help those in need. However, if push comes to shove they are a bad ass mother grabber that will kick anyone's ass that tries to push them around or mess with their loved ones. They are very cuddly and are best matched with people who have the name Bradley Hahn. if given the option they would cuddle with a Bradley Hahn 24/7. It is said that they together will one day explore the world while cuddling on every continent and helping those who are in need. A Marie Contos is paired usually with really great friends who have names like Maria, Laura, Meghan, Jess, and Kayla. If you are ever looking to attract a Marie Contos and your name is Bradley Hahn, you must try 3 times to get her attention while holding a pot of coffee and meowing very loudly the theme song to Friends.

Yo that Marie Contos is Divine and HOT!!!!!!!! MEOW!!!!

by BigB63 May 31, 2014

cronos

1.) to eat ones children

1.) dude that dudes a major cronos...yea he eats his children

by K Pack January 5, 2009

Cronos

the Greek Titan that was the father of Zeus, Hera, and a lot of other gods and goddesses

by Dude 2000 November 4, 2003

Chontos

an extremely oppressive individual bred for torture and despair. judgemental, cruel, and unoriginal. rejects all implications of an original idea. perhaps a sociopath.

person a: "hey, i have an idea!! what if we--"
person b: no you absolute buffoon. how could you think that's a good idea??"
person a: "god, don't be such a Chontos"

by kazutokirigaya17 October 19, 2019