contoso

microsoft word

"alex whats contoso"

"micrsoft word"

by Altif July 5, 2022

contasouved

To be fucked or see something really fucked e.g people off their head, demolishing the meal you just ate and seeing a car crash

Kosta=OMG bro you just contasouved the souvlaki you just got

by Kosta_gate7 August 22, 2019

Contoods

A word made up by Carly on ICarly. Using context from Sam we can assume this word means goodbye or goodnight.

Carly: And for now we will pretend Contoods is a word, goodnight.
Sam: Contoods!
Carly: Goodbye!

by StopPlease x2 February 17, 2019

marie contos

Marie Contos is a Greek name which has been handed down from generation to generation to those who are loving and willing to help those in need. However, if push comes to shove they are a bad ass mother grabber that will kick anyone's ass that tries to push them around or mess with their loved ones. They are very cuddly and are best matched with people who have the name Bradley Hahn. if given the option they would cuddle with a Bradley Hahn 24/7. It is said that they together will one day explore the world while cuddling on every continent and helping those who are in need. A Marie Contos is paired usually with really great friends who have names like Maria, Laura, Meghan, Jess, and Kayla. If you are ever looking to attract a Marie Contos and your name is Bradley Hahn, you must try 3 times to get her attention while holding a pot of coffee and meowing very loudly the theme song to Friends.

Yo that Marie Contos is Divine and HOT!!!!!!!! MEOW!!!!

by BigB63 May 31, 2014

contoocook

the village in the town of hopkinton NH named by native americans. also a word no masshole can pronounce.

masshole: where do you live?
wicked awesome NH resident: contoocook
masshole: haha what was that co-ton-a-cook?

wicked awesome NH resident: *blank stare. proceeds to run over with a moose. stands over masshole and says 'ya bitch ya!'

by JQ of c-ville July 6, 2009

Contoods

Idiotic word used by Carly in iCarly, thinking making up words would make her famous.
Contoods is nothing but a word made from Carly's (Miranda) rocks for brains.

Carly: Contoods!
Freddy: No. -.- Shut up and just work your magic on your knees. blow job

by MaFaTo April 9, 2011

Contoods

Small testicles in result of taking steroids.

That guy has contoods I saw him taking steroids last night.

by KTODARAD April 12, 2011