Chontle

To chontle is to talk with a mouthful of food.

Can be done coherently or incoherently - either way it's still rude.

Chontle will not be tolerated at this breakfast table young man, tell me when you've finished your cornflakes.

by galacticbeetroot July 22, 2010

chortle my balls

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.

And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!

by cannonball967 May 6, 2015

Chotles

When (over text) you are talking to a person and when they mean to say clothes, they miss-spell it and spell Chotles. Usually when one spells Chotles the other person will mistake it for a mexican food or dish, making both people seem stupid at the end.

A: Im cleaning my Choltes
B: You cleaning your food?
A: What do you mean?
B: About what you just said?
A: About my clothes?
B: You said Chotles!
A: Ohhh.....

by Addie Aiello March 30, 2011

I HAVE CHORTLES

Fawful's catchphrase from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. An amusing, mocking, insulting laugh.

Bowser: Hey! What's the story with this crazy statue? It's going nuts!
Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES!

by Fawful September 27, 2009

Chottle down

This is another definition for SQUAT. kinda preparation for taking a poo. it's derived from the name of a city in Iran where people frequently use this word.

- Oh brother. I gotta pee badly.
- Stop act like a kid. chottle down and get it done.

by Alisha620 March 4, 2011

Chortle

The act of blowing a beverage of choice into an anus, and letting it blow back into your mouth.

I prefer my redbull (sugar free) chortled.

Can I chortle this whiteclaw into your ass?

by PonchosEnjoyer August 24, 2023

Butt Chongler

When you diddle someone butt like how you diddle your grandpa's loose neck skin; a bitch

Person 1: I feel bad for cutting class I'm going to email my professor
Person 2: Dude quit being such a fucking butt chongler

by Pook_ October 12, 2016