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Chomlette
A chomlette is a delicious omlette using a toping of crunched up cheetos (whichever variety you prefer). This type of food is usually eaten by students who do not know how to cook or are too poor to afford anything more than these basic items.
*Note this is also the favourite food of Felicia Day.
(Reference mega64 Microsoft keynote)
*Note this is also the favourite food of Felicia Day.
(Reference mega64 Microsoft keynote)
''Hey Bro, whats for dinner? ... Chomlette!''
''Hey dude we only got eggs and Cheetos left...Thats cool, i'll make a Chomlette!''
''Hey dude we only got eggs and Cheetos left...Thats cool, i'll make a Chomlette!''
Chomlette by Mr. Grumpy Gills July 18, 2009
Choilet
Those toilets which you sit on and the head of your penis always touches the front. Eww. Makes it seem like it's a "chick toilet" AKA Choilet.
chortle my balls
To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.
chortle my balls by cannonball967 May 6, 2015
Chotles
When (over text) you are talking to a person and when they mean to say clothes, they miss-spell it and spell Chotles. Usually when one spells Chotles the other person will mistake it for a mexican food or dish, making both people seem stupid at the end.
A: Im cleaning my Choltes
B: You cleaning your food?
A: What do you mean?
B: About what you just said?
A: About my clothes?
B: You said Chotles!
A: Ohhh.....
B: You cleaning your food?
A: What do you mean?
B: About what you just said?
A: About my clothes?
B: You said Chotles!
A: Ohhh.....
Chotles by Addie Aiello March 30, 2011
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