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A baby raccoon that loves to bite on your finger if you let your hand get anywhere close to its mouth.
Oh John! Look out for that baby chompsy! She looks hungry!
Chompsy by Shuddup Bitch May 9, 2011
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chompsey 

Male that wears lycra and is a closet homosexual. Enjoys bannanas and listening to men urinate
Hey chompsey, u don't always have to just put a bannana in your mouth
chompsey by brapstaa February 27, 2014
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Bone Chompy 

When a girl bites your dick while giving you head
Karen I’ll rip your teeth out if you don’t stop being a Bone Chompy
Bone Chompy by Jah42069 November 18, 2019
wow that store is very chompy
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CHOMPSKI HONK

an ingenious combination of the soul-slashing terms "dweeb", "chimp", "honky" and i think something else. commonly used to describe someone that everyone is jealous of but converts their jealousy into rabid hate.
me: hey there Mable (fictional person)
Mable: hi, how are you. thats a nice hoodie youve got on there...CHOMPSKI HONK!!!!!

Beef Chomps 

A very Large but thick labia, drapery of the odd sort resulting in beef dangles. Beef dangles also mean when standing the Chomps Will be lowered by a significant amount hopefully not passed her knees.
Shit i look like squid man when shes on my face! those must be those beef chomps!
Beef Chomps by teflond123 August 14, 2010

Noam Chompski 

A saying in reference to a food item that one has just eaten.

a PUN on the American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, and political activist.

Also a PUN regarding the slang "you know what I'm saying?", or "nahm sayin' ".

Noam = Ya Know
Chompski = What I've eaten
What did you get for lunch today?

Oh, I just got the Burger at Shake Shack, Noam Chompski?
Noam Chompski by BURPLAMBS September 9, 2010
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