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chompsey 

Male that wears lycra and is a closet homosexual. Enjoys bannanas and listening to men urinate
Hey chompsey, u don't always have to just put a bannana in your mouth
chompsey by brapstaa February 27, 2014
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Bone Chompy 

When a girl bites your dick while giving you head
Karen I’ll rip your teeth out if you don’t stop being a Bone Chompy
Bone Chompy by Jah42069 November 18, 2019
very cool
wow that store is very chompy
chompy by raccoon lover January 2, 2022

CHOMPSKI HONK

an ingenious combination of the soul-slashing terms "dweeb", "chimp", "honky" and i think something else. commonly used to describe someone that everyone is jealous of but converts their jealousy into rabid hate.
me: hey there Mable (fictional person)
Mable: hi, how are you. thats a nice hoodie youve got on there...CHOMPSKI HONK!!!!!

Beef Chomps 

A very Large but thick labia, drapery of the odd sort resulting in beef dangles. Beef dangles also mean when standing the Chomps Will be lowered by a significant amount hopefully not passed her knees.
Shit i look like squid man when shes on my face! those must be those beef chomps!
Beef Chomps by teflond123 August 14, 2010

Noam Chompski 

A saying in reference to a food item that one has just eaten.

a PUN on the American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, and political activist.

Also a PUN regarding the slang "you know what I'm saying?", or "nahm sayin' ".

Noam = Ya Know
Chompski = What I've eaten
What did you get for lunch today?

Oh, I just got the Burger at Shake Shack, Noam Chompski?
Noam Chompski by BURPLAMBS September 9, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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