chompski 

reffering to any sort of chewing tobacco, mainly of the "dip" persuation.
Can also have verious forms, such as:
Chompcity
Chompmobile
Chompcanal
Chompexpress etc..

"I could go for a chompski"
"i need to take a trip to chompcity"
"lets take the chompmobile"
"we could go for a dip in the chompcanal"
"i need to pack one quck, let's hop on the chomp express"

chompski by Hutchsizzle July 17, 2007

Chompski 

Has intimate knowledge about a subject.

Chompski?

Chompski by F_Word September 10, 2020

CHOMPSKI HONK

an ingenious combination of the soul-slashing terms "dweeb", "chimp", "honky" and i think something else. commonly used to describe someone that everyone is jealous of but converts their jealousy into rabid hate.

me: hey there Mable (fictional person)
Mable: hi, how are you. thats a nice hoodie youve got on there...CHOMPSKI HONK!!!!!

CHOMPSKI HONK by LIKEHOLYSHATITSJORDYNKRAMER March 21, 2008

Chompski-ism

The act of violently compacting one’s body into a gnome shaped press and then conducting a spiritual ritual to bring life to the now Chompski-fied person.

“First, we must make sure the subject is NOT under any anaesthesia, then we must force the subjects body into the gnome. Then we must make a pact with thy Lord Chompski in order to bring life into our new brethren.”

“So… what do you believe in?”
“Chompski-ism.”

Chompski-ism by ILoveEllis09696969 May 30, 2026

Noam Chompski 

A saying in reference to a food item that one has just eaten.

a PUN on the American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, and political activist.

Also a PUN regarding the slang "you know what I'm saying?", or "nahm sayin' ".

Noam = Ya Know
Chompski = What I've eaten

What did you get for lunch today?

Oh, I just got the Burger at Shake Shack, Noam Chompski?

Noam Chompski by BURPLAMBS September 9, 2010

chomskied 

Updated, positive spin on slashdotted

Referring to Noam Chomsky's sudden rise to #1 on Amazon after Hugo Chavez waved Chomsky's book at the camera on international television.

Getting chomskied is a good thing, and is the ultimate in guerilla marketing.

Variation: chavezzed

"They totally chomskied sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chomskied."

Alt:
"They totally chavezzed sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chavezzed."

chomskied by bkdouble September 30, 2006

Champskillet 

A homeskillet of champ proportions. Often a source of sincere friendship and confidence. A term of endearment for a favorite friend.

What's up champskillet?
Pulling an all-nighter with my champskillet tonight!

Champskillet by Fireskillet August 25, 2011