chompsey 

Male that wears lycra and is a closet homosexual. Enjoys bannanas and listening to men urinate

Hey chompsey, u don't always have to just put a bannana in your mouth

chompsey by brapstaa February 27, 2014

Chopsey 

n- Name given to a male when they are well endowed, also seen running through the streets of London on September the 12th........ naked. ...... Some see this man as an attractive urban legend...

Person 1 - Oh my god did you see that man run past us, he almost took my fucking eye out
Person 2 - Good old Chopsey

Chopsey by L Ryuzaki Lawliet November 4, 2008

Chompsy 

A baby raccoon that loves to bite on your finger if you let your hand get anywhere close to its mouth.

Oh John! Look out for that baby chompsy! She looks hungry!

Chompsy by Shuddup Bitch May 9, 2011

Nome Chompsky 

An expert linguist from Alaska who helps Eskimos speak clearly even while chewing hunks of whale-blubber.

Nome Chompsky: Eskimos live on whale meat and blubber.
Unimpressed/bored English student: Well, of COURSE they do --- you'd cry, too, if you only had whale-meat to eat!

Nome Chompsky by QuacksO November 26, 2019