chokey

A somewhat dated British slang word to describe a prison.

For nicking the car, bob faced two years in chokey.

by David Tosslehoff December 2, 2004

chokey

Indicative of lousy weather. Can also be applied to one's environment in general, e.g. your day at work, your commute, etc.

"It's supposed to be pretty chokey tomorrow, but then the weekend should be nice."
"Have a chokey day."

by Nugtar May 15, 2008

the chokey

During sex in the missionary position the one giving penetration chokes the one receiving the pleasure pole.

“Ms. Trumbull don’t put me in the chokey!”

Put me in the chokey daddy!

by Crabbydaddy October 13, 2017

Arctic Chokey

When you get sucked off by an Eskimo or in a severely cold climate.

She gave me such a great Arctic Chokey you think her tongue was stuck to the pole.

by Nice Cock Bro May 12, 2021

chokey wanky

When playing charades and trying to convey Auto erotic asphyxiation but relaying the answer as Chokey Wanky

Richard did so much chokey wanky last night he went blue in the face.

by ALEXOUS1 May 27, 2018

the strokey chokey

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“They say, if you bite down a lemon, right at the point of climax, the lemon juice gives you the choke you need, to not pass out and die.”

He decided to do the strokey chokey and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

by thericardo May 8, 2018

Chokey Wank

The act which results in a celebrity death as a result of a failed attempt at autoerotic asphyxia.

You know that Bill from Kill Bill died of a Chokey wank?

by Finnbarr March 8, 2010