chokey

A somewhat dated British slang word to describe a prison.

For nicking the car, bob faced two years in chokey.

by David Tosslehoff December 2, 2004

chokey

Indicative of lousy weather. Can also be applied to one's environment in general, e.g. your day at work, your commute, etc.

"It's supposed to be pretty chokey tomorrow, but then the weekend should be nice."
"Have a chokey day."

by Nugtar May 15, 2008

Chokey pokey bum wank

Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.

Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!

by swordy January 17, 2013

chokey wanky

When playing charades and trying to convey Auto erotic asphyxiation but relaying the answer as Chokey Wanky

Richard did so much chokey wanky last night he went blue in the face.

by ALEXOUS1 June 10, 2018

Chokey Wank

The act which results in a celebrity death as a result of a failed attempt at autoerotic asphyxia.

You know that Bill from Kill Bill died of a Chokey wank?

by Finnbarr March 7, 2010

Chokey Strokey

Slang for autoerotic asphyxiation while masturbating.

Maximizing an orgasm by cutting off air to the brain. Sometimes leads to accidental - and embarrassing - suicide.

The singer from INXS died while doing the Chokey Strokey.

by Anita November 11, 2004

chokey chodestedt

a boy who enjoys eating girls out but is too lame to let them in his pants.

and he's ashamed of his chode

"god, what a chokey chodestedt"

by SARAH!<3 June 7, 2007