Definitions by ALEXOUS1

Devil's Ink Well 

A Devil's Ink Well is bought into being through the act of masturbation. Upon climaxing the man's ejaculate runs into the belly button filling it up and forming and an ink well of sperm and semen.

Amy wanked off Bryan so hard last night , i heard he made a devil's ink well

Devil's Ink Well by ALEXOUS1 July 28, 2018

chokey wanky 

When playing charades and trying to convey Auto erotic asphyxiation but relaying the answer as Chokey Wanky

Richard did so much chokey wanky last night he went blue in the face.

chokey wanky by ALEXOUS1 June 10, 2018

Take me up the north mountain 

To take up the north mountain :-
1. As a skilled mountaineer you can take someone up the north mountain to help them end an eternal winter.

2. To fuck someone in the ass.

ANNA SAID TO KRISTOFF " TAKE ME UP THE NORTH MOUNTAIN, NOW!"

Take me up the north mountain by ALEXOUS1 May 14, 2018