Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.

Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!

Chokey pokey bum wank by swordy January 17, 2013

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chokey

A somewhat dated British slang word to describe a prison.

For nicking the car, bob faced two years in chokey.

chokey by David Tosslehoff December 2, 2004

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Choakey

An adjective stemming from the Big Island of Hawaii, used to describe something that is appealing, but can also have negative connotations. It can also be used to describe a state of mind.

"You have noooo idea Bradakai, me and Sunny Garcia were chillin after the Pipeline Pro smoking on some Choakey nugs"

"That party last night was soooooo Choakey, there were like twelve girls from the main land there!"

"When shit gets Choakey, crack a brew Bradakai":

Choakey by Noldstradamus February 27, 2010

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chikey

A now very common word used to describe a mix between the commonly associated chav and pikey. It is a mix between a tracksuit wearing townie and a caravan selling gypsy, sometimes also known as a townsy.

chikey: "yar right mate bin selling stuff like fake gold rings an shit, bin gr8 ya bellend.""fancy a game'a coooinsss mate, diked..."

chikey by NC Hammer May 5, 2007

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