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Arctic Chokey 

When you get sucked off by an Eskimo or in a severely cold climate.
She gave me such a great Arctic Chokey you think her tongue was stuck to the pole.
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Something said in surprise. Generally said by white kids that look like the Walmart yodeler.
Me: North Korea is nuking us!
Walmart yodeling kid: CROIKEY!
Croikey by ZML Definer June 4, 2018

Chokey pokey bum wank

Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.
Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!
Chokey pokey bum wank by swordy January 17, 2013
A somewhat dated British slang word to describe a prison.
For nicking the car, bob faced two years in chokey.
chokey by David Tosslehoff December 2, 2004
An adjective stemming from the Big Island of Hawaii, used to describe something that is appealing, but can also have negative connotations. It can also be used to describe a state of mind.
"You have noooo idea Bradakai, me and Sunny Garcia were chillin after the Pipeline Pro smoking on some Choakey nugs"

"That party last night was soooooo Choakey, there were like twelve girls from the main land there!"

"When shit gets Choakey, crack a brew Bradakai":
Choakey by Noldstradamus February 27, 2010
A now very common word used to describe a mix between the commonly associated chav and pikey. It is a mix between a tracksuit wearing townie and a caravan selling gypsy, sometimes also known as a townsy.
chikey: "yar right mate bin selling stuff like fake gold rings an shit, bin gr8 ya bellend.""fancy a game'a coooinsss mate, diked..."
chikey by NC Hammer May 5, 2007
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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