choicest 

Greatest or of the highest quality; Best it can be; Superior

Dan: "Hey that's some fine herb you got there man."

Don: "Yeah man, this is the choicest herb around."

choicest by 69forfun January 25, 2008

Choicest 

Shipping name for Saeyoung and Saeran Choi, identical twins.

Choicest is so OTP!!

Choicest by OTP September 4, 2018

People's freedom of choices and voices act

A legal statute in Canada that affords a defendants ability to a fair trial. With the invocation of it, defendants are allowed to express themselves at a court level to avoid a mistrial. Some of the most common rights granted by this act are the abilities to smoke and swear in court

Ricky: "Your majesty, I would like to make a request under the People's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your court. If I can't smoke and swear in your court, I can't represent myself at a court level and that's a fuckin' mistrial!"

Judge: "Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."

People's freedom of choices and voices act by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 23, 2018

Tasty Choices 

The Domino's Pizza sign hung on a dorm room's doorknob to indicate that you do NOT want to enter: your roommate and his/her significant (or not) other are busy inside.

After my Chemistry pre-lab lecture, I went back to my dorm and...Tasty Choices was up. So I went to my friend's room.

Tasty Choices by LBorealis November 2, 2009

Empty Choices 

The art of trying to make it look like someone's got a choice while narrowing their own ability to choose what they want to do.

Example: -
Person 1: - It's your choice but would you like to take your brothers and sisters out to the shops or the park.
Person 2: - '*thinks* "well I wasn't planning to take them, but you'll moan if I don't :| err empty choices Oo"' the parks fine.
Person 1: - Great, well it's your choice remember...
Person 2: - *Sigh* yup :/

Empty Choices by Matthew Parkes March 21, 2010

bold choices 

1. A commonly-uttered phrase by theater directors when urging actors to be brave and expressive during their auditions.

2. Turning out the lights so that you can stick your penis in a hole not previously discussed by you and your partner. (This innuendo was crafted by my friend and I when we felt like parodizing our director's excessive use of the phrase "bold choices".

1. I want to see plenty of bold choices at auditions tomorrow!

2. Last night, I turned out the lights and made some bold choices with my woman.

bold choices by Sub30ms September 27, 2007

nothing left but bad choices

When you perceive that your life is fucked up beyond redemption.

"What are you gonna do today?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"How are you gonna get your girlfriend back?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"I'm sorry to hear about your spouse passing."
"Yeah and now I got nothing left but bad choices."

nothing left but bad choices by Mr Special August 18, 2019