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choicest

Greatest or of the highest quality; Best it can be; Superior
Dan: "Hey that's some fine herb you got there man."

Don: "Yeah man, this is the choicest herb around."
by 69forfun January 25, 2008
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Choicest

Shipping name for Saeyoung and Saeran Choi, identical twins.
Choicest is so OTP!!
by OTP September 4, 2018
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A legal statute in Canada that affords a defendants ability to a fair trial. With the invocation of it, defendants are allowed to express themselves at a court level to avoid a mistrial. Some of the most common rights granted by this act are the abilities to smoke and swear in court
Ricky: "Your majesty, I would like to make a request under the People's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your court. If I can't smoke and swear in your court, I can't represent myself at a court level and that's a fuckin' mistrial!"

Judge: "Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."
by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 23, 2018
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Tasty Choices

The Domino's Pizza sign hung on a dorm room's doorknob to indicate that you do NOT want to enter: your roommate and his/her significant (or not) other are busy inside.
After my Chemistry pre-lab lecture, I went back to my dorm and...Tasty Choices was up. So I went to my friend's room.
by LBorealis November 2, 2009
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Empty Choices

The art of trying to make it look like someone's got a choice while narrowing their own ability to choose what they want to do.
Example: -
Person 1: - It's your choice but would you like to take your brothers and sisters out to the shops or the park.
Person 2: - '*thinks* "well I wasn't planning to take them, but you'll moan if I don't :| err empty choices Oo"' the parks fine.
Person 1: - Great, well it's your choice remember...
Person 2: - *Sigh* yup :/
by Matthew Parkes March 21, 2010
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bold choices

1. A commonly-uttered phrase by theater directors when urging actors to be brave and expressive during their auditions.

2. Turning out the lights so that you can stick your penis in a hole not previously discussed by you and your partner. (This innuendo was crafted by my friend and I when we felt like parodizing our director's excessive use of the phrase "bold choices".
1. I want to see plenty of bold choices at auditions tomorrow!

2. Last night, I turned out the lights and made some bold choices with my woman.
by Sub30ms September 27, 2007
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nothing left but bad choices

"What are you gonna do today?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"How are you gonna get your girlfriend back?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"I'm sorry to hear about your spouse passing."
"Yeah and now I got nothing left but bad choices."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019
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