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Bloagan The Chodegan 

That hella short kid with a chode who's hat doesn't fit when he gets a haircut.
Haha look at Bloagan the Chodegan
Bloagan The Chodegan by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020
A very wide vagina, which is wider than it is long. Often sexual intercourse with a woman with a chodegina is described as throwing a hot dog down a hallway, parking a bicycle in an airplane hanger, or throwing a toothpick into a volcano. Chodeginas often result in rumors about men with small penises because their chodegina cannot be pleasured by the average sized penis.
Damn, that Courtney has one giant chodegina.
Chodegina by papacherry69 January 1, 2010

Chodeman 

A penisman who has no confidence, no friends, and a tiny penis.

This person is more than likely disliked by everyone he or she knows.

Typically this is used to describe only males but is very versatile.

This word is harsher than Penisman, Peniswoman, and Vaginaman combined
You suck Chodeman!

Eat it Chodeman!

...CHODEMAN!

Oh yeah? Well at least I'm a damn penisman you chodeman idiot.
Chodeman by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010
A vagina that is wider across than it is tall.

It is most prominent in Asian women.
Guy #1: Dude go put chodegina on Urban Dictionary.

Guy #2: OKAY I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO LOL.
a man who puts deodorant on his penis and around it, to mask ballsac odor.
He was so nervous he was wearing choderant.
choderant by Steve Holt March 15, 2005

Chodeband 

An internet connection that is wider than it is long (see chode)

56k < isdn < broadband < chodeband
Dude, my new chodeband connection is so fat it can download a picture of your mum in less than a minute.
Chodeband by Small Mike January 18, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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