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Bloagan The Chodegan 

That hella short kid with a chode who's hat doesn't fit when he gets a haircut.
A very wide vagina, which is wider than it is long. Often sexual intercourse with a woman with a chodegina is described as throwing a hot dog down a hallway, parking a bicycle in an airplane hanger, or throwing a toothpick into a volcano. Chodeginas often result in rumors about men with small penises because their chodegina cannot be pleasured by the average sized penis.
Damn, that Courtney has one giant chodegina.
Chodegina by papacherry69 January 1, 2010

Chodeman 

A penisman who has no confidence, no friends, and a tiny penis.

This person is more than likely disliked by everyone he or she knows.

Typically this is used to describe only males but is very versatile.

This word is harsher than Penisman, Peniswoman, and Vaginaman combined
You suck Chodeman!

Eat it Chodeman!

...CHODEMAN!

Oh yeah? Well at least I'm a damn penisman you chodeman idiot.
Chodeman by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010
A vagina that is wider across than it is tall.

It is most prominent in Asian women.
Guy #1: Dude go put chodegina on Urban Dictionary.

Guy #2: OKAY I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO LOL.
a man who puts deodorant on his penis and around it, to mask ballsac odor.
He was so nervous he was wearing choderant.
choderant by Steve Holt March 15, 2005

Chodeband 

An internet connection that is wider than it is long (see chode)

56k < isdn < broadband < chodeband
Dude, my new chodeband connection is so fat it can download a picture of your mum in less than a minute.
Chodeband by Small Mike January 18, 2007